If you whear on death row

[Nobody]

hanging seems painless,

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

If I were on death row, I would like to be chased by topless women off a cliff.

 

[GenMarshall]

Why? So you don't die a virgin?

Exactly!


XCL

 

[Communisto]

Firing squad, so you can yell out something badass before getting blasted to bits.

 

[Luckymoose]

Drop me into terrorists stronghold with an American flag and a m60 and if I live I go free. If I don't they don't have to pay for me anymore.

 

[JollyRoger]

Die of old age while appealing my conviction.

 

[Dezzilisk]

Massive heart attack during intercourse.

 

[Mise]

If I were on death row, I would like to be chased by topless women off a cliff.

Why would you run? o_O

 

[Winner]

Probably lethal injection, but I'm glad the death penalty isn't allowed here.

Amen to that.

I wonder why is the lethal injection so strange in the US. There are very lethal poisons which can be injected by a total amateur, without all that fuss - the death chair, hoses, 3 doses etc. Why they can't kill a man without making a freak show out of it?

 

[Vietcong]

WOW, im surprised!! i didnt think so many whould chose firing squad!!

i was realy thinking lethal injection whould win this one, and firing squad come in seconed.

 

[sirdanilot]

Lethal injection is probably the most painless.

A really heroic death would be if I would stand in front of the firing squad and read a Bible text alloud, or sing the national anthem or something, and then get shot in the head. Nothing to cover my face. And the people shooting me should be actual people, no mechanic crap.

I'll be honest though, I probably don't have the guts for something like that.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Why would you run? o_O

A Brit who doesn't recognize a Monty Python reference? Shame on you.

Anyways, I would probably be so distracted that I wouldn't even see the cliff.

 

[Mise]

A Brit who doesn't recognize a Monty Python reference? Shame on you.

Anyways, I would probably be so distracted that I wouldn't even see the cliff.

I've never liked monty python

 

[Rossiya]

That's why he doesn't capitalise the 'm' or 'p' in 'Monty Python'.

 

[lovett]

It wouldn't matter because you're statistically unlikely to die if you're on death row.

Wow. The search for eternal life is ended!

 

[bhsup]

A really heroic death would be if I would stand in front of the firing squad and read a Bible text alloud, or sing the national anthem or something, and then get shot in the head. Nothing to cover my face. And the people shooting me should be actual people, no mechanic crap.

Once again, the greatest jingoistic movie of the 80s gets it right. Recall the scene in Red Dawn when they start singing the America The Beautiful right before being by the evil, godless commies?