It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World
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WhiteRobber
Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar
For sale:
The tiny patch of land owned by the Soviet Germans betwen the Sjrb-Scandinavian border, east of Nyland.
Price: mostly negociable. 100$ might work.
Offer is sent to the leaders of the Sjrb Empire, the Imperium of Man, Iraq,Catalonia, Sweden and whoever rules Kola.
offer is NOT sent to the Society of Friends or any nation not based in Europe.
The tiny patch of land owned by the Soviet Germans betwen the Sjrb-Scandinavian border, east of Nyland.
Price: mostly negociable. 100$ might work.
Offer is sent to the leaders of the Sjrb Empire, the Imperium of Man, Iraq,Catalonia, Sweden and whoever rules Kola.
offer is NOT sent to the Society of Friends or any nation not based in Europe.
Ailedhoo
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The Imperium of Man asks "is that New England dollars?"
What ever the case we might be interested in this patch of land for a possible trade post... unless the Norse fancy the land.
What ever the case we will help ensure the Serbians do not buy it.
What ever the case we might be interested in this patch of land for a possible trade post... unless the Norse fancy the land.
What ever the case we will help ensure the Serbians do not buy it.
WhiteRobber
Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar
Those are Soviet German Dollars.
Transformed into New England Dollars, it's 170$ . don't worry, it's not your fault my economy is stronger.
Anyway, I am sending my previous letter to the Society of Friends AGAIN, in case they changed their minds and want to avoid slaughter. It is not a joke and more agressive actions towards you will follow if you refuse again.
Transformed into New England Dollars, it's 170$ . don't worry, it's not your fault my economy is stronger.
Anyway, I am sending my previous letter to the Society of Friends AGAIN, in case they changed their minds and want to avoid slaughter. It is not a joke and more agressive actions towards you will follow if you refuse again.
Ailedhoo
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...well in that case we will invest enough imperial pounds to purchase this land.
£135 will do?
By the way: how small is this land your selling? It is a entire province or just some itches of land? What ever the case we want the trade post build on it to make us of this cheap price.
£135 will do?
By the way: how small is this land your selling? It is a entire province or just some itches of land? What ever the case we want the trade post build on it to make us of this cheap price.
From: The Republic of Canada
To: The Imperium of Man, the PPDC, the Commonwealth of New England
Subject: The Quadruple Entente
Canada invites the recepients of this message to Gatineau to negotiate a treaty settling land claims in North America and the Caribbean region, and to form an alliance against the Serbian threat.
Proposals:
1. Only the territorial claims of Canada, New England, the PPDC, and the Imperium shall be considered legitimate north of the Panama Canal.
2. The regions known as Greater Louisiana and Greater Western Canada, along with the islands of Cuba and Hispaniola and adjacent offshore islands, as well as islands and the eastern parts of Guiana formerly administered by France, by virtue of historical and cultural connections to New France and its successor state Canada, shall be annexed to Canada.
3. The country known as Greater Mexico, with a common heritage, shall be under the protection of the Pan-Pacific Defence Corps.
4. The former states of Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, and South Carolina, densely populated and industrially-developed, shall be attached to the Commonwealth of New England, as well as the island of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
5. The former states of Central America and New Granada, Florida, and all remaining Caribbean islands, shall be annexed by the Imperium
6. Canada cedes Newfoundland to the Imperium
7. New England, Canada, and the Imperium shall agree to a military alliance against the Serbs, with the goal of expelling them forthwith from the North American continent and the Caribbean islands. The PPDC may join the alliance, but is not obligated to.
8. The alliance expires upon the death or expulsion of all Serbian military personnel from the region.
Spoiler Map of claims :
Okay, how do people still not get this? We need ports for Shatterdomes. You can't defend the Pacific Ocean from a farm. You do it by beating the blue acid blood out of giant ugly bastards. Do you people even remember the Golden Gate Bridge? That thing was pretty damn big. It also lasted about 35 seconds.
Terran Empress
Hornet
I, King Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy, also wonder what a "New English Dollar" is, last time I checked our nation used the New English Pound Sterling.
From: The Republic of Canada
To: The Imperium of Man, the PPDC, the Commonwealth of New England
Subject: The Quadruple Entente
Canada invites the recepients of this message to Gatineau to negotiate a treaty settling land claims in North America and the Caribbean region, and to form an alliance against the Serbian threat.
Proposals:
1. Only the territorial claims of Canada, New England, the PPDC, and the Imperium shall be considered legitimate north of the Panama Canal.
2. The regions known as Greater Louisiana and Greater Western Canada, along with the islands of Cuba and Hispaniola and adjacent offshore islands, as well as islands and the eastern parts of Guiana formerly administered by France, by virtue of historical and cultural connections to New France and its successor state Canada, shall be annexed to Canada.
3. The country known as Greater Mexico, with a common heritage, shall be under the protection of the Pan-Pacific Defence Corps.
4. The former states of Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, and South Carolina, densely populated and industrially-developed, shall be attached to the Commonwealth of New England, as well as the island of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
5. The former states of Central America and New Granada, Florida, and all remaining Caribbean islands, shall be annexed by the Imperium
6. Canada cedes Newfoundland to the Imperium
7. New England, Canada, and the Imperium shall agree to a military alliance against the Serbs, with the goal of expelling them forthwith from the North American continent and the Caribbean islands. The PPDC may join the alliance, but is not obligated to.
8. The alliance expires upon the death or expulsion of all Serbian military personnel from the region.
Spoiler Map of claims :
I, King Robert, Hubmly request that Georgia be added to England. Canada has no claim to it, We will acknowledge your claim to Greater Louisiana, but Georgia as one of the Original 13 North American English colonies should join the Commonwealth.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Fighters of the Free Greek Army, under the command of Captain Nikolaos Palaiologos, have landed in Athens. The have managed to encircle the surprised Sbrj forces and kill more than 3,000 soldiers with only 700 losses. After the victory FGA fighters have blown up all government buildings and banks in Athens and have taken hostages 300 Serbian civilians. They have also cut the heads of 700 dead Serbian troops, as revenge for their 700 losses, and have put them in the Church of Athens as a pyramind and named them "thropy of the Greeks from the Barbarians".
christos200
Never tell me the odds
In the port of Peraia
A Greek man comes near Captain Nikos.
"Captain Nikos, we must leave the city of Athens before strong Serbian forces come."
"Yes. Tell all the men to prepare, for the ships are coming. We are going to retreat."
"But, sir, will we manage to retreat fast enough?"
"We will! Or we will die fighting the damn Barbarians!!!!"
3 hours later
The majority of the troops have started to enter the ships and leave Athens. But suddenly, 3,000 Serbian troops come to the port. Captain Nikos, along with 300 men, has taken a fortified position and now he will try to slow down the Serbs until all the troops leave Athens.
A soldier comes to Nikos.
"Sir, my name is Giorgos. You called me, sir?'
"Yes, Giorgos. Tell our 300 troops to fire with their machine guns at the enemy."
"Yes, sir."
The 300 Greeks fire their machines guns at the Serbs. But thousand of Serbs charge at them. At the same time, Serbian planes bombard their position. But Captain Nikos and his brave 300 men have managed to stop the Serbs long enough for the rest of the army to leave.
"Sir, the ships have left. But our ammunitions have ended."
"Now, Giorgos, let's all charge at the enemy!!! Death to the Barbarians!!!!!!"
Nikos and his 300 brave men charge to their deaths. As they pull out their swords and run to the Serbians, the Serbians fire at them with machine guns and kill them all. The 300 men have sacrifaced themselves for the nation.
A Greek man comes near Captain Nikos.
"Captain Nikos, we must leave the city of Athens before strong Serbian forces come."
"Yes. Tell all the men to prepare, for the ships are coming. We are going to retreat."
"But, sir, will we manage to retreat fast enough?"
"We will! Or we will die fighting the damn Barbarians!!!!"
3 hours later
The majority of the troops have started to enter the ships and leave Athens. But suddenly, 3,000 Serbian troops come to the port. Captain Nikos, along with 300 men, has taken a fortified position and now he will try to slow down the Serbs until all the troops leave Athens.
A soldier comes to Nikos.
"Sir, my name is Giorgos. You called me, sir?'
"Yes, Giorgos. Tell our 300 troops to fire with their machine guns at the enemy."
"Yes, sir."
The 300 Greeks fire their machines guns at the Serbs. But thousand of Serbs charge at them. At the same time, Serbian planes bombard their position. But Captain Nikos and his brave 300 men have managed to stop the Serbs long enough for the rest of the army to leave.
"Sir, the ships have left. But our ammunitions have ended."
"Now, Giorgos, let's all charge at the enemy!!! Death to the Barbarians!!!!!!"
Nikos and his 300 brave men charge to their deaths. As they pull out their swords and run to the Serbians, the Serbians fire at them with machine guns and kill them all. The 300 men have sacrifaced themselves for the nation.
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Spoiler WiP :
A Mari Usque Ad Mare. This is not negotiable. We want access to the Pacific Ocean. The PPDC can share the Port of Vancouver with full rights to onshore facilities, but we want control of the city itself and shared rights to the port.
Done. Georgia is ceded to the Commonwealth.
The territories we claim at Gatineau will be the full extent of core Canadian territorial claims; that is, territories that will be directly annexed to the Republic. We will have no further territorial demands.
Oh my god TK I'm not going to expand anywhere in the entire game how was that not clear?
WhiteRobber
Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar
it's an entire province. Just under Finland. Look on the map.
And the Soviet Germans are happy with the sum.
OOC: i've seen it named Viborg/Kexholm in several strategy games.
Either start speaking English or I'll just ignore you.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
The Society of Friends has send 9,000 soldiers to attack Corinth. The FGA fighters have taken over the city, have blown up all government buildings, banks and roads and have set the city to fire and now they have left.
Frankly, considering the one message you posted previously on that issue can be reasonably misinterpreted, and the reply you gave to me was cryptic at best, followed up by another reply that dribbles with annoyance and what seemed to be sarcasm, no it's not frucking clear.
How about you try communicating in a way that doesn't assume people can read your mind from halfway across the planet.
How about you try communicating in a way that doesn't assume people can read your mind from halfway across the planet.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
The Society of Friends asks Canada's help against the Serb Barbarians who occupy our country.
Ailedhoo
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The Threads of the Manx Imperium
The Grand Duchies, Direct Duchies, Doge Realms and Other Direct Vessels to the Emperor with the Additional Notion of Court Posts of the Imperium of Man
By Cristeena Mylchreest, Court Historian to His Imperial Majesty Emperor Illiam II of the Imperium of Man
The Grand Duchies, Direct Duchies, Doge Realms and Other Direct Vessels to the Emperor with the Additional Notion of Court Posts of the Imperium of Man
By Cristeena Mylchreest, Court Historian to His Imperial Majesty Emperor Illiam II of the Imperium of Man
Many lands make up the Imperium of Man, its first ruler being Empress Johnet Kermeen the Pius who has in founding the Imperial Church of Man declared that "each realm will in becoming of Man will be one with Man but governed with each custom of its own let set to the will that the world will know." She founded the Imperium after a simple claimant of Ulster and Liverpool; at her death and the crowning of her successor Magnus I saw all of Ireland and nearly all of Great Britian under Imperium rule. To keep his siblings at bay Magnus gave made his sister (the second by Johnet) Aelid the dominion over Ireland and to his younger brothers, Fynn and Martyn, gave Scotland and England respectfully. Wales was granted to Aland Lewin, he becoming the first imperial doge in order to help advance the economy, while Cornwell as it got conquered was made a duchy that answered directly to the emperor instead of a grand duke, the first Duke of Cornwell being Magnus's aunt Ysbal. Now under Illiam II many lands belong to the Imperium, the system of feudal dominion used as a means of maintaining the empire by localising rule to the lowest level. From the village leaders who would answer to the barons, mayors and bishops, all to the way to the grand dukes and imperial doges answering only to the emperor and his closest kin can one see the grand hierarchy. As for the grand duchies and those in charge of governing then, as well as the provinces governed by a imperial doge, comes the importance of a list of said figures of authority.
Ireland Patrick III Kermeen Chancellor
Scotland Thomase II Kermeen
England Fergus Kermeen
Egypt Andreca II Taggart Grand Law Keeper
Australia Gavan Killip
Somalia Colum II Fayle Grand Admiral
Kenya Illiam Fayle Lord Educator
Panama Gilmore Wade
Pakistan Fintan Flanagon Lord of Labour
Honduras Lora Flanagon
Turkey Mona II Quine Grand Marshal
The Levant Edard Kinrade
Arabia Padeen Boyde
Azerbaijan Finlo Boyde
Afganistan Andreca Hudson Grand Air Master
Persia/Iran Eamon II Teare
Syria Martyn Kissack
Bulgeria Doncan Quayle Domestic Overseer
Wales David IV Nelson
Greenland Finbar Flanagon
Sri Lanka Sheela II Oates Chief Diplomat
Tasmania James Harrison
Oman Doncan Kegg
Cyprus Yuan Clucas Merchant Protector
Krasnodar Krai Thomase Quine
Cornwell Ysbal II Kermeen Steward
Tukumanistan Yuan Kermeen
Newfoundland Oshin Kegg
Peel Prince Archbishop Germain V Chaplin
Rushan Prince Baron Sigurd II Kermeen
Laxey Prestige Mayor Henry Moore
Ramsey Prestige Mayor Gregory Black
Douglas Prince Mayor Finbar Cannell Lord Enterianer
Port Erin Baron Doge Fergus Martin
Kirk Micheal Prince Baron Darius Gorry
Onchan Prine Baron Thomase II Gorry
St John Tynwald Baron Illiam II Kermeen Emperor
Cranstal Prince Baron Oshin O'Donald Spymaster
The Manx Caribean Overseer Alexus O'Donald
As of the other court posts of note...
Chief Advisor Yvon Radcliffe
Commander of the Imperial Guard Marcus Connan
Director of Corporate Affairs Susan Taggart
Prince Science Chief Flaxney Kelly
Commander of Military Research Eva Corkhill
King of Bread and Circus Bob Cain
The Emperor's Dagger Vorana Christain
Overlord of Palace Caretakers Isbal Kneale
Court Historian Cristeena Mylchreest
As Illiam II sits on his throne at his palace at St John will I write in his honour as he governs the empire with just rule and bring others into our realm of virtue.
Glory to Man!
I dribbled because you threatened me and also I have a headache. It doesn't help that I explained this like three times in chat.
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