Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[Zack]

I CAN"T FIND MY FAGS AND I"M DESPERATE

You know, I could sig this and haunt you forever....

 

[Karalysia]

You know, I could sig this and haunt you forever....

Bah, in Queens English ciggerates are fags. Though I often get weird looks when I ask for a pack of fags.

 

[Zack]

Bah, in Queens English ciggerates are fags.

I already know that, I was just giving you a hard time about it.

 

[choxorn]

That is why you don't get addicted to cigarettes.

 

[dirtyparrot]

That is why you don't get addicted to cigarettes.

I don't think that anyone starts off wanting to get addicted to them, it just ends up that way.

 

[_random_]

Stupid Jets.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

If you're going to turn to drugs I would advise you to use MDMA. Users frequently report having a more positive outlook on life in the long term. This phenomenon is also reported by people who have taken psilocybin mushrooms at any time in their life. Also, don't risk cannabis use if you've got a mental condition.

I'm talking about after the effects have worn off. You'll probably have a very positive outlook on life while on them.

Just sayin'...

The best drug "if you're going to use drugs" is salvia divinorum. Either it'll be so awesome that it'll blow everything you ever done out of the water, or it'll be such a bad trip you'll be too scared to ever distort your mind with any substance for a long time. Just make sure you chew it instead of smoke it, so you get the full effect instead of that wimpy "cool-guy" 30-second trip.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Ever since I had braces, I've had a drooling problem. I bend over, and I see drool falling from my mouth. Sucking it in doesn't help.

I can't wait for the embarrassing moments to start rolling in once I start working.

 

[Gilder]

As much as I like the friends me and my girlfriend have, it's getting annoying when they want to hang out every time we try to get a day to ourselves.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

The best drug "if you're going to use drugs" is salvia divinorum. Either it'll be so awesome that it'll blow everything you ever done out of the water, or it'll be such a bad trip you'll be too scared to ever distort your mind with any substance for a long time. Just make sure you chew it instead of smoke it, so you get the full effect instead of that wimpy "cool-guy" 30-second trip.

This is very much true. I believe it can also be legally bought in majority of the states.

 

[Tee Kay]

Damn this law restricting the sale of alcohol to certain time of day.

 

[Mirc]

The best drug "if you're going to use drugs" is salvia divinorum. Either it'll be so awesome that it'll blow everything you ever done out of the water, or it'll be such a bad trip you'll be too scared to ever distort your mind with any substance for a long time. Just make sure you chew it instead of smoke it, so you get the full effect instead of that wimpy "cool-guy" 30-second trip.

I've never heard of chewing it - what I've seen looks... unchewable. Is it entirely different in shape to the one you're supposed to be smoking?

 

[nonconformist]

The best drug "if you're going to use drugs" is salvia divinorum. Either it'll be so awesome that it'll blow everything you ever done out of the water, or it'll be such a bad trip you'll be too scared to ever distort your mind with any substance for a long time. Just make sure you chew it instead of smoke it, so you get the full effect instead of that wimpy "cool-guy" 30-second trip.

Jesus Christ no. I am of the full opinion that salvia should be made illegal, just because it is the most horrific drug known to man.

Salvia is the closest I, or many of my friends have come to actually becoming insane, and losing our minds; when I came down, my mates have told me the first thing I said, in a timid voice was "now I understand the horror of madness".

When you take salvia, you are no longer of this world, your mind takes a return ticket to some horrific dimension Dante could never reven have conceived of; there is no such thing as discreet objects left; you become part of the environment, and you are absorbed into whatever planes of existance are present; your feet will befome part of the floor; your testicles will fuse to the chair you are on.
And then cones the violejnt collisions; along the planes you are part of, you will start to feel as if you are being rammed into invisible walls.

There is no up. There is no down. There is just you spinning in the middle of nowhere.

IF you want to find out why people are institutionalised, do Salvia. Otherwise, it's jsut a legal drug that people try because they think it's cool, and wil be mind blowing, but is actually jsut very very terrifying.

I can't say anything bad about watching people take it though; the way their faces distort into a mask of pure fear and pain as soon as it hits, and their drooling is quite amusing.

 

[Flying Pig]

Stick to adrenaline.

 

[Angst]

Music makes me high. That's a perfect drug to me. Marihuana works as an enforcer though, keeps me buzzin'.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Two days until my exam in economic geagraphy. I've tried to study but there's a huge difference between what's in the textbooks I have borrowed and the actual concents of the class this semester and I feel like I'm not prepared at all.
I also have almost no clue about what questions might get asked. I'm just happy when it's finally over and I can concentrate on more predictable exams.

 

[Karalysia]

Eh maybe I did salvia wrong, but I smoked it and all it made me do was laugh manically for no reason in particular for about 30 seconds. I saw some vauge hallucination like a rainbow color thing streaming out from the celing into my light and stuff like that. But that was about it, none of this intesity.

My friend on the other hand said he went back to ancient Mexico under the Aztecs where an old woman was spinning the loom of time, and told him his destiny and future in Spanish and despite not knowing Spanish he was able to understand her perfectly.

Why did my trip suck?

 

[Mr_Anderson]

Eh maybe I did salvia wrong, but I smoked it and all it made me do was laugh manically for no reason in particular for about 30 seconds. I saw some vauge hallucination like a rainbow color thing streaming out from the celing into my light and stuff like that. But that was about it, none of this intesity.

My friend on the other hand said he went back to ancient Mexico under the Aztecs where an old woman was spinning the loom of time, and told him his destiny and future in Spanish and despite not knowing Spanish he was able to understand her perfectly.

Why did my trip suck?

Because drug experiences are subjective.

Everyone has their drug that makes them happy beyond the norm or unhappy beyond the norm accordingly or hallucinate or whatever, be it coffee or heroin or crack or angel dust or x or y; the brain is complicated: for example weed tends to effect people differently according to genetics, there's no reason to believe other drugs are not equally complicated; but let's face it it is probably to a large extent due to your mood and or environment at the time.

Drugs are bad though, Mmmmmmkay.

I'd avoid the real killers though tobacco and alcohol. They're just really going to kill you unless you do them not at all or in the case of alcohol in moderation. Also any hard drugs like crack or heroin or cake or smerk or lubs or Jdiz. If your going to do drugs don't do those that are habit forming, ie as said smoking, Crack or cocaine, or crystal meth and cake is a yellow bombshell nightmare.

Do anything once sure, but play safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

Cake be warned.

Shatner's basoon think on...

 

[Flying Pig]

Or jump out of aeroplanes if you want a high. Always worked for me.

 

[Mr_Anderson]

Or jump out of aeroplanes if you want a high. Always worked for me.

Or punch 7 ft tall men and run, or shout "Negros" in The Bronx or Compton. Exactly. Or just leap off buildings and hope your parachute opens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8

Rex Cramer danger seeker.