It started out with me getting a woman who practices witchcraft to perform a spell that would teleport me to Delta Trianguli, where I think the blue people I invented reside in RL. She accepted my request and we went looking for some magical wooden statuette that would do the job.
Then we found two women sleeping on mattresses on the grounhd, who had the statuette in a hard to get place, and she tripped over them, and woke them up, and the witch started pretending that we were just waking up too, and got me to participate. At this point I realized the witch was an idiot, and started shaking my head.
At this point we get busted by my dad, who appears out of nowhere, and lectures me, I tell him to refrain from saying Belle Hades' name out loud, but he does so anyway.
So I make my way back to my house, and apparently an apocalypse started, and people literally fell out of the sky. I make it back, only for mom to tell me to take my winter hat off before going inside, else I die. I comply.
Then weird dreamstuff happens, and I go somewhere, and all of a sudden, space aliens arrive and literally take a giant glass dome onto the Earth, and rip off a large chunk of the Earth's crust, containing Most of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, and a few other states, and launch a singularity bomb into the now visible magma layer, destined for the core, and will literally blow up the Earth.
The piece of crust remains intact because the aliens want to relocate the surviving humans to Delta Trianguli. Just oooooooone little hitch -- I wasn't on that piece of crust.
But just in the nick of time, a woman in a personal FTL spacecraft arrives and picks me up, because I was supposed to be on that piece of crust they took, because I was the one the aliens were looking for. At this point, it is five seconds before the singularity bomb goes off, and we have to clear Earth's atmosphere first, which we do, and FTL our way to Delta Trianguli.
We get there, and we arrive at the nightside of the alien planet, and the piece of Earth's crust is safely there, resting at it's new location on the surface of the alien planet. Every one that was taken is already signed in through the aliens' customs office, so the alien woman and I get there just before they close for the night, and I get signed in too.