Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

[Seon]

I search for the Chicago Ted outfit.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I try to find a mechanic to repair my tank.

@Darthcaesar and Abbadon- At least give 24 hours per update.

 

[!!!!!]

I die

 

[Abaddon]

I try to find a mechanic to repair my tank.

@Darthcaesar and Abbadon- At least give 24 hours per update.

Nope. But it is unlikly a mod would put that much effort in anyway. What I am trying to say is the game should not be held up for inactives.

 

[Abaddon]

My AT-ST attacks D3k.

I start my own religion.

 

[W|M]

I hit several pirates with my mason's hammer.

 

[Omega124]

I Falcon Punch the Drill Sergent

 

[GhostWriter16]

Nope. But it is unlikly a mod would put that much effort in anyway. What I am trying to say is the game should not be held up for inactives.

I just think there should be 24 hours per update.

My AT-ST attacks D9k.

I start my own religion.

Who's D9K?

 

[civplayah]

I dig all the way down to the end of the crust of the earth.

 

[mythmonster2]

I look for a club or rock. Caveman need weapon.

 

[Perfection]

I GIVE STALIN A BIG SLOPPY KISS

 

[rhawn]

I enter as Bruce Lee. I join the ninjas and dragon kick Chuck Norris in the beard.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I enter as Bruce Lee. I join the ninjas and dragon kick Chuck Norris in the beard.

That's a matchup of the ages!

 

[Darth Caesar]

Ich has become zie Fuhrer now I shall make zie Waffen SS und Wermacht and conquer zie world! (make an army)

9 The assembly lines breakdown causing a failure of production.

I search for the Chicago Ted outfit.

11 You succesfully find it, you are now ready to kill any zombies you see.

I try to find a mechanic to repair my tank.

20 The tank is now fixed and fully operational.

I die

2 You fail to die and in fact heal yourself of your injuries.

My AT-ST attacks D3k.

6 You miss him, you also a growling roar similar to Tarzan's yell and then a "thunk!" on your AT-ST.

I hit several pirates with my mason's hammer.

9 You attack the Pirates but miss, they fire at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! 20 For some reason there fire deflects back to them for 25 Damage, the ninjas gather around you and prepare to continue attacking.

I Falcon Punch the Drill Sergent

2 He catches your right arm and dislocates it for 10 Damage and rendering it useless giving you a -5 roll modifier for actions that require both hands until you get medical treatment.

I dig all the way down to the end of the crust of the earth.

8 Your shovel breaks.

I look for a club or rock. Caveman need weapon.

12 You find a nice big stick!

I GIVE STALIN A BIG SLOPPY KISS

12 You give him a kiss...Awkward.

I enter as Bruce Lee. I join the ninjas and dragon kick Chuck Norris in the beard.

15 You kick Chuck Norris dealing 20 Damage, the matchup of the ages has begun!


Since I have not gotten orders from link I will give him a more in depth explanation of the ring. The effects of this ring will vary with Roll, if you get a high roll you will master it's power, if you get a low roll, you'll sucumb to it's will and return it to it's master, also you have a 10% chance of subcumbing to it as long as you have it on your person.



Chuck Norris fights back at rhawn.
ROLL TO DODGE! 10 He throws a jab at rhawn for 5 damage
The Pirates and Ninjas are now in full scale war.
US Army arrives in 1 turns.
The A.U.S.D.S. Platoon is awaiting orders.
The Tank platoon is awaiting orders
The Drill Sergent is now waiting for his troops to arrive attacking the Omega's Troops.
Police arrive and start investigating the large explosion of the fuel tank.
Uncle Vinny is setting up shop in town.
A mysterious black rider has arrived on the scene asking about a ring

 

[GhostWriter16]

I recruit a Red Army Squadron.

 

[Seon]

I go to the closest place with a nuclear reactor.

 

[Perfection]

I turn Seon's water into Diet Mountain Dew.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

kill zie jews

 

[Abaddon]

I combine my two lucky items to get a permanant +2 to all rolls

 

[!!!!!]

i nibble