I'm reminded of the pictorial guide our former premier posted on FB during the first year of the pandemic, to teach Albertans how to do proper social distancing: the length of one adult cow or two calves. Or the length of a regulation hockey stick (not a goalie stick, as they're shorter).Having cows in the city is usually frowned upon for some reason...
Especially in aparrtments. Neighbours usually whine about it......
I was in a quandary; I'm allowed cats here, but not cows. And I've never owned a hockey stick, unless you count the toy one I got in a cereal box about 50 years ago. It was pretty small, though, and impractical to use as a social distancing measure.