ULTIMATE ROCK BATTLE

Which ROCK would you vote for?

  • Kid Rock

  • The Rock

  • please just put america out of its misery god please end us please i am begging you have mercy


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GoodEnoughForMe

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Folks, I know we've been through a lot lately. But I come to tell you, the night is darkest before the dawn. The Internet Age is ending, and with it, is about to come... a brand new Stone Age.

There are two entries in this ring.

The first is pre-eminent racist and homophobe who also adores elements of black culture that he can monetize, KID ROCK, whose senate run in Michigan is in HIGH GEAR.

The 2nd is the MUCH RUMOURED AND NOW CLOSER TO REALITY Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who has launched a campaign committee to explore a presidential run in 2020.

YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE ROCK TO LEAD US INTO BATTLE

Make your choice carefully, then explain why.
 
The ROCK Obama.
 
Both awful. Why would be a self-obsessed, self-promoting celebrity be useful for public service?
 
Never heard of Kid Rock before tbh

And I hardly know anything about Johnson
 
I can't stand Kid Rock's music. As for The Rock, I thought The Rundown was underrated, but I haven't seen anything he's done in the last 12 years. In politics... meh. Whatever. After this last election, I have lost all faith in the American electorate. Clearly, we'll elect any twit for anything.
 
Could either of them possibly be worse than what you have now?
Thankfully, Harper can't run for office in the US, so we're probably safe from it being worse.
 
Both awful. Why would be a self-obsessed, self-promoting celebrity be useful for public service?
The Rock has an insane work ethic. That's got to be an improvement over Baron Harkonnen, whose idea of leadership is to spend his days golfing and leave all the policy details to a white supremacist.
 
The Rock has an insane work ethic. That's got to be an improvement over Baron Harkonnen, whose idea of leadership is to spend his days golfing and leave all the policy details to a white supremacist.
So if Trump = Vladimir Harkonnen, which of his sons is Beast Rabban, and which of his offspring is "Feyd... lovely Feyd..."?

If you go by the Lynch movie, the obvious analogy would be the underage son, Barron Trump. The only practical possibility would be Ivanka. After all, she's already being allowed to sit in her daddy's presidential chair, and there photos of her in the Canadian media, making goo-goo eyes at our Prime Minister.
 
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