Altered Maps XII: Not to Scale

[Joecoolyo]

Ohio is not a filler state. It is a state of necromancy, witchcraft, and satanism. It is evil and intolerant. It is the dying liver of America.

You sound like a Michigan fan

 

[DroopyTofu]

Your "Tidewater" does not include Tidewater Virginia. Your "Mississippi" does not include Mississippi. Your "Idaho" is missing a significant chunk of Idaho. Your "Ohio" is missing a significant chunk of Ohio.

Tidewater was an attempt to avoid the cliche "Dixie" or "CSA". Mississippi is comprised of most of the Mississippi River. Idaho is a stretch I admit. Ohio includes all of the Ohio River.

 

[Tee Kay]

Jumping on the bandwagon

 

[ZeletDude]

Mississippi is called Mississippi because almost all of its Eastern border is the Mississippi river.

As for the Dixie idea, that would make Dixie by far the most populous state, which I'm trying to avoid (although it would give less power to the Republicans in the Senate, which is a Good Thing). Because that's impossible, the Deseret idea is also impossible, unfortunately.

I made a new map, though!

Rhode Island is based on New York, and since Rhode Island was named after the Island of Rhodes (where the Colossus was) I think it's fine to call NYC Rhode Island.

Also, the Empire of the Mormon isn't actually an empire, it's still a state.

And I'm aware it's significantly uglier than the first one I made.

Please no..

I was inspired by Mango's work and made my own. Thoughts?

Capitals:
Greater New York - NYC
Tide Water - Atlanta
Ohio - Cincinnatti
Great Lakes - Chicago
Mississippi - New Orleans
Nuevo Mexico - Fort Dallas Worth
Pacifica - San Francisco
Idaho - Salt Lake City
Dakota - Minneapolis

Why is the capital of Idaho in Utah? makes no sense

Jumping on the bandwagon

Yay one I approve of.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Your "Salt Lake City" is more in the region of Yellowstone.

 

[ZeletDude]

The capital could be Jackson hole?

But Boise would make more sense if the state is called Idaho.

 

[sophie]

Your "Salt Lake City" is more in the region of Yellowstone.

Well his "San Francisco" is actually Oakland.

 

[Dachs]

And his "Minneapolis" is actually Fargo.

 

[Save_Ferris]

And, since this is the future, his "New Orleans" is actually the Gulf of Mexico.

 

[Dachs]

Well, his New Orleans is in the Delta, somewhere in Lafourche Parish.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Eeeeenope, that's Detroit. There are a few parts of Cleveland and Cincinnati that are evil, but that's not enough to make it evil as a state.

The vile warlocks of Ohio have put a spell of disillusion on you, I see.

 

[Winner]

A little fun project of mine. Don't try to understand the names, you won't get it:

Spoiler :

 

[Mango Elephant]

lol at first I thought it said "Clitoris of Irony".

 

[Winner]

lol at first I thought it said "Clitoris of Irony".

You know, what you see is a reflection of how dirty your mind is

 

[Save_Ferris]

The names remind me of the Phantom Tollbooth, is that what you based it off of?

 

[Winner]

The names remind me of the Phantom Tollbooth, is that what you based it off of?

No. The names are jokes/allusions only I and perhaps a few of my close friends would understand

 

[Arakhor]

The names remind me of the Phantom Tollbooth, is that what you based it off of?

Heh. That's what I thought of too.

 

[downtown]

Ohio is not a filler state. It is a state of necromancy, witchcraft, and satanism. It is evil and intolerant. It is the dying liver of America.

Lies. Ohio have very few warlocks. Like most of our educated professionals, they either moved to Chicago, Colorado, or Virgina.

 

[Zack]

Jumping on the bandwagon

Texas did not grow bigger? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE TEXAS BEATS LOUISIANA AND THE SOUTH EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK AND TWICE ON TEXASDAY

 

[Tee Kay]

You're not going to like this map then...