IdIOT: Shock and Terror

[Thorvald of Lym]

Pacific Coalition is the term I think I used.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Pacific Coalition is the term I think I used.

Done.

Also I just fixed a mistake I made in the stats for some of the NPCs, it is fixed now.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Abbott looked over the man on the table with nonchalant indifference. "Looks like an ordinary spunk," he shrugged.

"Looks can be deceiving, Your Grace," Gray Mann grinned. "Twenty times stronger than a Heavybot, but limber as a double-jointed cat. The regenerative carbon-based chassis absorbs more damage than rigid armour and insulates against conventional EMP countermeasures. He can process 15 petaflops per second on his own and can interface with almost any electronic network in the blink of an eye—which will, of course, amplify his calculation speed. Not quite man, not quite machine, he's..." he trailed off, searching for the proper word, "...A bio-android. He is, quite simply, the ultimate special agent. Just make sure all your vital data is stored in read-only memory. His architecture is... viral."

"Why's he look like Hugo Weaving?"

Mann shrugged. "We synthesized your DNA with Farage's; this was the phenotype. Which reminds me;" the man delved into his suit pocket and retrieved a nondescript earpiece. "I took the liberty of reverse-engineering Manchinia's promotional upgrade package. It taps into local telecommunications infrastructure and relays to a terminal installed in your office. The controls are coded to Your Majesty's neural profile so you can communicate directly and securely. Everything he sees, you see."

"And as the network expands..?"

"So does Big Brother."

An irrepressible smile spread across Abbott's face. "Ya done good, Gray," he declared, clapping the man on the shoulder and ignoring his startled wince. "How soon 'til he's active?"

"He was online since before you arrived, Your Excellency."

Abbott shuffled over to the control panel and pushed the button to lift the table.

"Smith? Rise."



Link to video.

 

[NinjaCow64]

So I've got some not-so-good-news. I just learned that both my assignments are due on the same day as my maths test which is in two weeks. I need to dedicate at least a week's worth of time to studying for the test. And as I don't think I can realistically do nine weeks of course work in one week AND update IdIOT without committing major Sudoku, orders lock will have to have to be after the test. Specifically orders lock will be in:

[screw clocks]

I know that is long time for orders to be gotten in, but it is better than me declaring the game dead or on hiatus or something. And after the next update it will probably be possible for me to go back to a reasonable update schedule. So, look forward to that!

 

[Polyblank]

Do not worry NC, we understand. Good luck on your assignments and on your math tests!

 

[Ailedhoo]

EVIL will state good fortune to your assignments!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Spoiler recruitment poster :

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

 

[GenMarshall]

Link to video.​

Lilith Aensland walks into Connie's office, then she closes the door behind her as she makes her way through the Nationalist Army and Naval brass. Surface Marshall Lee Oliver outlines the situation on the map on Connie's Desk.

"Hmm... these are interesting reports." Connie said as he taps her fingers on her desk "No doubt that the backstabbing Stargate Command, or as they're calling themselves these days: "United Manchinia" as pulled an idiotic move by declaring war on us. Especially with a rouge overpowered carrier steaming in the Mediterranean, rolfstomping the region there". She then gets up from her seat "It's time to act!"

Shocked, Dennis Crocker interjects his concerns "You plan to march on the Cheyenne Bunker?!"

Connie narrows her eyes towards Dennis "I'm not a fool, Mr. Corcker. I mean it's time to defend our right to exist against these cybernetic...abominations. Who dare challenge us by saying were incompatible. I say that they are incompatible, they've stripped themselves of their humanity. They're nothing but mindless automatons like the Battledroids during the Clone Wars. Even Major Kusanagi was appalled to learn of them turning themselves more man than machine".

Lee Oliver then crosses his arms, adjusts his peaked cap "They were rather straight forward with the Corporate Alliane. All I know is they're not wizzing on us right now, they're wizzing on the Imperial Phoenix!"

Crocker quickly turns to Lee Oliver "Corporate Alliane? They simply blitzed across the former United States and conquered them!"

Connie then interjects her own statements, Lee and Crocker quickly turn their heads to her "We are not the Corporate Alliane and neither will we suffer their fates. No matter how much they break their sound cards saying 'delete, delete, delete'." She then notices Lilith standing, waiting to give her report "You've returned from the state department. What was his response to my message that I sent to him?"

Lilith adjusts her business suit and delivers the report "Polyblank of the United Manchinia hasn't made any responses to your message that you've sent him".

Connie's eyebrows grows more angrier "I knew that would be his response. Even if it's just, silence towards an enemy that he seeks to eliminate. We must now plan for the offense in retaliation for declaring war on us and outline our defenses to ensure those cybernetic abominations don't set foot on the glorious lands of Nova Terria!"

"It's a good thing we've just recently added into the Nationalist Army's armory a bunch of new Tesla based weaponry to combat against any robotic menace" Lee confidently said as he explains the issued equipment "our pulse pistols and Tesla cannons can output an electric jolt of electricity to any electronics and fry out their circuits".

"Good, it will certainly put the United Manchinists in their place" Connie said as she looks through the latest equipment listings.

"I do like to make a note" Tym said "that before United Manchinia declared war on us, we've managed to 'barrow' their upgrade package and used them for study in the weakness of the cybermen".

"Which basically equates to eather shocking them with Tesla based weaponry, an armor piercing bullet to their CPU, or a slug round from our gauss weaponry into the same CPU" Lee said as he elaborates.

Connie then looks at the message from the box "Heh, quite hypocritical of them to jump the gun on the whole declare war on us. We didn't even refused their so called 'compulsory upgrade'."

Major Kusangi, leaning on the wall next to Lee Oliver makes her statement "Apparently they don't see our form of cybernetics anywhere near being a walking tin-man. I guess they have a thing against people who want keep their humanity intact. Plus the allure of gaining a WMD was too much of a temptation for them to pass up."

"Is there anything that we need to prepare ourselves?" Connie curiously asks her Cabinet

Grand Admiral Otis Passik opens up a folder explaining on the details of the Stargate Nanites "There's no doubt that the United Manchinists would drudge up on the use of nanites in a military capacity. No they'd engineer it to cause harm to any organics wherever they releaced it. In preparedness, our troops will have to wear gas mask apparatuses when deployed into the Manchinist territory. Fortunately our Enclave Power Armors are already fitted with such a filter to block out nanites."

"Major Kusanagi has volunteered herself on heading the cyberwarfare branch of our armed forces" Lee Oliver said as he gestures towards the major.

"I'll do what I can to neutralize the Manchinist's cyber capabilities" Major Kusangi said as she gestures at the pictures of the cybermen "They say were incomparable. I say they're obsolete."

"Excellent" Connie replied as she shuffles the papers of the skirmish report on the United Manchinia. "Surface Marshall, Grand Admiral; could you two give me the details on this 'Cyberman Legion raping our outposts'?"

"The first fleet has repelled the, Cybermen invasion. I can safely say that they were no match against our powerful railguns, tearing them into scrap metal. Fell too our ion cannons. Even their weaponry were useless against our harden shield systems and advanced durasteel ship armor" Otis Passik confidently says with his hands behind his back, standing proudly. "As we speak, the second fleet is enroute to the Planet Earth to deal with the United Manchinist menace".

"It's a good thing we built up a defense at the Mexican border after the United Manchinia invaded Corporate Alliane" Remarked Connie as she glances at the battle reports.

"As we speak, were pointing our gun batteries and missiles towards the Manchinia's territories" Lee Oliver said as he points at the map on Connie's desk "Even our shield generators are going online to repel any of the Manchinist's attacks."

Connie leans back in her chair "Good. GOOD!!!....", then she gets up "Ladies and Gentlemen, start planning on the offense" she then puts on her beret and gives it a tug "I've got to address the citizens about the treachery of the Manchinists" then she walks out of her office.

An important broadcast from Imperator Connie Marshall

My people, Sons and daughters of Nova Terria.

The United Manchinists want to believe that we're inferior! They've convinced themselves that we're sub-human, incompatible, somehow undeserving of the basic liberties granted so freely to others. They do this to justify their invasion, but remember this: The man who seeks excuses for his action is doomed to fail. With smiles on their faces and knives hidden at their backs, they talk of peace, but their diplomacy is just another word for thievery. We will not trade words with them, your actions will make our intentions clear enough! War is about action, and what we do in the coming days will prove to the United Manchinists once and for all, that we will not be dictated to! Death is the only lesson that they will understand!

We are Nova Terrians. A name that strikes fear into the hearts of all who hear it. We are not the monsters that they claim, but to those who dare trespass on our planet and lands, we will be more frightful than even their worst nightmares. The Nova Terrians are known throughout the galaxy as a non-compromising people. Our banner strikes fear into the hearts of all who lay eyes upon it, and as you walk under it, know that you are protected because the banner is held aloft by all Nova Terrians. We were forged from the ashes of the Republic of Coruscant! We will make our fathers of the Republic of Coruscant proud of us!! With our hands we built this land on Earth up from nothing. Our sweat and blood is as much a part of this world as the air we breath, and the United Manchinists think they can take it away from us? They are either fools or madmen!

We are evolutions favored children. Nurtured by our plantets from the ecumenopolis of Coruscant, the taiga planet of Dawnstar, our capital world of Nova Terria and the volcanic world of Callida, we have grown strong and proud while the United Manchinists have become petty and weak, more machine than man. They are afraid of us and their fear has led them here.

We stand as one, united. As the combined forces of the United Manchinia rises against us, we will stamp them back down! On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! Defenders of the Coruscanti dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Link to video.

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[NinjaCow64]

I've extended the clock another 24 hours as I have D&D on that Saturday and I don't wanna update on my D&D day. Also the clock might be borked, it doesn't look right. W/e, update is in about a week.

 

[e350tb]

Government Paralysed By Shock Twist
E350 Breaks Fourth Wall: 'Didn't See That Coming.'​

Spoiler :

"Jesus Christ on a bun, we were right!" say fandom.

The government is currently emerging from a crisis within the cabinet, specifically in the family of President Stanford Pines. President Pines, invariably referred to as 'Grunkle Stan' among his family, addressed the nation this morning after a long silence.

"Okay, so things got a little intense back there," he said, "But we're back now, and we're not going to drop any more massive bombshells on you for another three months at least."

Not long after, one of our reporters managed to secure a rare interview from beyond the fourth wall with E350.

"Gotta admit, I didn't see that coming," he said, "I mean...wow."

The government is now back in motion. As of yet, they have not commented on the Machine invasion of Nova Terra.

"World's pretty cray-cray at the moment," said President Pines, "We'll get back to you soon."


Unidenified Genius Composes National Anthem In Downtime

Toby Determined: Cultists 'scary but harmless. Like me!'

McGucket Promises More 'Doohickies' for Defense Forces in Near Future​

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

Something something goo puns:

 

[NinjaCow64]

I'm just going to come out and say that I'm extending this to the 3rd of April my time.

Yes I know that is ANOTHER week-long delay, but I have something fun planned next week to make up for it, don't worry.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I'm sorry guys, I've got to cancel the game, click the link to see why.


































































































































































































































































































































(Yes it is April 1st 9am in my timezone )

Orders lock in ~48 hours, will bother people with PMs soon.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

I was expecting a rickroll lol.

 

[GenMarshall]

Claims:

 

[GenMarshall]

Link to video.

The Nationalist State of Nova Terria has quickly mobilized their troops for the impending invasion by the soulless and genocidal United Machina. Troops marched in town and city squares with the Imperator delivering a speech to rally the population to the cause of defending the homeland from being forcefully "Deleted". Nationalistic pride has grown to levels last seen since the foundation of the Nationalist State. A series of fairs has propped up across the nation as a result of increased nationalism with exhibitions of displaying the horrors of cybernetics gone wrong and "Wack-a-Cybermen". Recruitment into the Nationalist Party Militia has skyrocketed as Citizens of Nova Terra wished to arm themselves and organize in the event of a Machinist occupation.

With a state of war existing, the expansion into Northern Mexico came across as the most unusual expansion of the past. Settlers and prospectors armed themselves to the teath. A couple prospectors have added a couple of EMP pulse grenades along with their equipment of explosives and dynamite. The settlers are quite aware of settling close towards a warzone and have seen what happened to Uncle Stan's settlement in the Philippines by Empress Shi to see that's not the scenario they wish to see happen.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Orders Softlock!

That means you get orders in freaking NOW if you haven't already.

 

[Omega124]

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