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Lord Abbott, the Compassionate, the Just, speaks with ABC about Australia's moral mission in the Middle East
ABC: Recent opinion polls show that popular support for the war on Communism is slipping. Do you think Australian troops should be brought home?
ABBOTT: First of all, I'd like to be clear: this spinelessness is the work of a concerted, cowardly campaign by the Leftwhich has
no plans to combat what
is, a very
real, very
immediate threat, to Australia. These are populists, that spend all their time criticizing the government, but if push comes to shove, they'll only take the
easy route. They have
no interest in making the hard decisions that have made this great nation what it is today.
Our boys, are out there, on the front lines, defending our way of life, from an enemy that would devour our freedoms, and rob the hardworking taxpayer of everything he has, before incarcerating him in homo gulags where he'll be molested 'til Judgment Day. It's
easy to say, "bring the troops home", but if we don't stop the Communist menace from enslaving the Holy Land, what sort of Christians are we?
Our boys are giving their all in defence of this country, and it is
shameful, and
disgraceful, that we have traitors here at home that want to spit in their eyes, and cut and run. As leader of Australia, and as Commander-in-Chief, I
will not betray their sacrifice, and neither will any true blue Aussie. One has to wonder if these so-called peaceniks aren't secretly on Samaras' payroll!
ABC: Observers say that with Soviet military strength in precipitous decline, the mission can be safely left to Jerusalem's original military allies.
ABBOTT: That's a plain-faced lie. Jerusalem started the war with something like three allies, and one of 'em got trounced in the space of a year. Yes,
numerically, Soviet strength is waning, but the statistics show that since the launch of the
Basil, its territorial conquests expanded by
1050%. As brave as the neighbour states have been in combatting the Soviet menace, it's clear they can't hope to do the job alone. When did the tide start to turn? When Western powers got involved. It is our
duty to see this conflict through. What, may I ask, would be the state of the world today if God said: "Eh, Satan's not that big a deal now, you can sort him out on your own"? Because that's precisely what the Left is proposing.
ABC: What does the government consider acceptable parameters for the withdrawal of forces from the Middle East?
ABBOTT: Absolute victory in this current war, the sinking of the
Basil, the capture, imprisonment and/or execution of the demonic agent Antonis Samaras, the eradication of international godless Communism, and the restoration of those noble virtues, free trade and Liberal democracy, to the region. Anything less would be an utter betrayal to the courage and sacrifice of our brave and blessed soldiers.
ABC: Your Grace, thank you for your time.
ABBOTT: Thank you for giving the the opportunity to speak the truth to the people.