Pacific Fleet Mobilizes to Strike Against EVIL
The Pacific Aquatic Fleet has mobilized it's forces, along with Nova Terran Marine divisions, to set out to strike against EVIL under the flagship of the Battleship
Thunderchild. General Artemes Devarian of the Nova Terran Marines expect to give EVIL Agents a pounding "I will ensure that the will of the Imperitrix is followed, that no EVIL Agents will die standing. Instead, we will ensure they are forced to the ground. Even if our marksmen and shotgunners have to blow out their knee-caps. Nova Terra does not forget, nor does it forgive. We will make sure EVIL knows that as they're sent to oblivion". General Veers has also stated that he's going to be involved in the assault against EVIL. However the details of his mission is kept classified.
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Local Elder Readies Himself for One Man Assault Against EVIL
A local man named Charles Green, otherwise known as Angry Grandpa, has declared that he's going to personally go to EVIL's Headquarters to destroy the contents of the building "The [Explicit deleted] is going to get wrecked. He may offer us tea and coffee, but I'm going to personally pour them down the [Explicit deleted]'s pants. He's going to pay for the [Explicit deleted] he has done, not just to what he did to our troops in the Cyberwar, but for what he [Explicit deleted] did to the world. I have no words to say to the Director of EVIL except that I want his [Explicit deleted]ing scalp! I won't stop until I chop the [Explicit deleted]'s knees off and dies lying down. The [Explicit deleted] wont stand dying, he will [Explicit deleted] lie down on the ground, bleeding out like the [Explicit deleted] dog that he is. None of EVIL's troops will stand dying, they will all have their [Explicit deleted] knee caps blown the [Explicit deleted] off and fall to the ground to die! I will personally [Explicit deleted] burn all of their insurance papers! I tell you what, I will [Explicit deleted] stand over De Veen and smile at him while he [Explicit deleted] dies like a [Explicit deleted] dog."
Angry Grandpa then continues on "Oh I've been waiting for [Explicit deleted] ages to wage my revenge. I know the youngin's are up in arms to see the knee caps of EVIL [Explicit deleted] blown off to die on the floor. I've been waiting a long time for this, now's my [Explicit deleted] chance".
Man, how foul mouth is this guy? Can't believe I had to interview him. Well, at least it's just one Nova Terran that's insane. - Pipper Wright
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Bryyo Fuel Gel Production Doubles
The Nova Terran planet of Bryyo has unexpectedly struck a new source of Fuel Gel deposits. Poseidon Energy has projected an output of Fuel Gel, a substance that bears the similarities of petroleum, to double in the first few quarters of operation. Poseidon Energy epects to have an increase in construction of Fuel Gel refineries dotting across Bryyo to distribute refined petroleum products across Nova Terra. Poseidon Energy CEO Jatt Baralein states that the increase of Fuel Gel reservoirs came in an opportune time when Earthian nations have started to make inroads into space. "While the Earthians are making inroads into space. I have made strides to ensure that Nova Terra is not left behind and get overtaken. Space has been and will be the main dominion of Nova Terra." Jatt Baralein stated.
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Department of State Undergoes Reformation Within it's Ranks
In the aftermath of the treachery of E.V.I.L. that has damaged the international standing with Nova Terra, including Abbotsford. Under the blessing of Imperitrix Marshall, Dennis Crocker has conducted a reformation movement within the State Department. "It goes to show, that the past events during the SADS crisis that things wen't overboard. The Galaxy News Network certainly didn't help things ether, making us look nutter than Kim Jong-il. However, it did shed light on the behavior of our diplomats during the crisis. In the process of the rapprochement with Abbotsford, both Connie and I have decided as part of it, to reform the diplomacy corps within the Department of State. Lilith Aensland has been appointed to be the head of the diplomatic corps within the State Department".
The process the diplomats had to go through were a session of anger management in order to have cool and level headed diplomats within the diplomacy corps. Both old and new diplomats are said to go through the process. As well as a regimen of diplomacy related classes. "It's quite hard" Crocker stated "We've always, for the longest time, been a nation that has only relied on hard power. Since the nations we've encountered have always been obtrusive and seeking our utter destruction. As a consequence, we've have always looked after our own. By the looks of Abbott's government looking to reconsider the nature of our alliance, is evident that we may end up having to look after our own once again and end up in a self-imposed state of isolationism. That's something I seek to avoid having us go down that path".
The reformation of the State Department was largely motivated not only from the fallout of the Connie-Abbot Feud over SADS, but a segment of an article written by Jack A. Roue. "I personally want to prove that the Nova Terran hegemon is not fragile. Given that a real threat has rolled up on our doorsteps, both I and the Imperitrix want to show to the world that this threat from EVIL is not going to paralyze this nation. Instead, the threat has mobilized our nation instead, seeking revenge for what EVIL has done to us, and to the world. The goal is still rapprochement and better relations between the Government of Abbotsford and the Government of Nova Terra".
When prompted on the rumors of Uncle Stan's displeasure of the authoritarian developments that has happened Crocker responded "It's a sad situation that's been force upon us with years of wars being waged against us. Other nations that want to seek our destruction while we want to be left alone and not be a target. I'm going to be honest that it's tiring to constantly be at war and I can say the Imperitrix says the same. The biggest thing that Nova Terra ask after EVIL has been dealt with is peace. We have never gotten a golden opportunity to engage in soft power politics when all were doing is being constantly on the defense. I can asure Mr. Pines that the authoritarian development is just a phase of Nova Terra being pushed to it's breaking point of 'enoughs enough' with all these wars. The Imperitrix and I wish to see a continued Good Neighbor Policy and a strong Alliance between Nova Terra and the Mystery Nation. I will say, the drums of war, will go silent once EVIL has been dealt with".
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Galactic News Network Reforms Itself, Piper Wright named Editor
As the State Department Reforms themselves, so did the Galactic News Network. Largely motivated by a piece written by Jack A. Roue in regards to the State Media. "When I read that piece, I knew I had to do something" Piper Wright said "While it's an opinion article, it's still valuable information for me to rectify the problem Nova Terran media has. Though when I took up the position of Editor by Mr. Nightshade, I only found the Galactic News Network a shell of it's former self after the feud between GNN and ABC with most of the staff having resigned only to leave behind a small set of staffers from the Inquisition producing war media for against EVIL".
Piper has stated that the goals for the reformation of the GNN is to staff the media organization with more level and cool headed staffers. Along with a mission to bring a positive public perception of the Nova Terran government to the world and refraining the press from engaging in knee-jerk reaction to non-issue events.
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Homeland Security Issues Wanted Poster of De Veen, Nova Terran Supreme Court issues an Execution Warrant for De Veen
The Department of Homeland Security has released to the world a wanted poster for the most dangerous terrorist on the planet, De Veen. The Nova Terran Supreme Court has also issued an execution warrant on De Veen. Imperitrix Connie Marshall has personally issued the bounty and hopes to see De Veen captured; dead or alive. Preferably, dead. "Herrick De Veen claims that he's going to die standing, I have once piece of news for him" Imperitrix Connie Marshall stated while issuing the bounty notice "De Veen will die on the ground like a dog. My men and women will ensure that De Veen and his men will die on the ground. Even if it means shooting out their knee caps to force them to the ground".
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Dan Quayle, Minister for Foreign Affairs, Abbotsford, Inc.
From: Roger McDonough, Nova Terran Ambassador to Abbotsford
Salutations, I am Roger McDonough, Nova Terran Ambassador to your great nation. I've personally ensured that this letter gets into the hands of you, Mr. Quayle, as both the State Department of Nova Terra and myself feel that we'd have a better chance at moving forward in continuing the rapprochement process. While it may be evident that Abbott is not going to be inclined to come to our aid, I do hope that Abbott would reconsider and lend in aid against EVIL. Especially given that were fighting a mutual enemy. Nova Terra would be most grateful if Abbotsford come to it's aid to keep our shores safe from EVIL's menace on top of destroying EVIL. In turn, Nova Terra will also keep Australian shores safe from the menace of EVIL.
I also come forward, on behalf of Imperitrix Connie Marshall that she herself apologizes for the slanderous allegations that were made years ago and apologize for the act of plagiarism for Connie's speech made during the Nationalist Party Rally. I do hope that further rapprochement efforts keep the nature of our alliance between us stable and intact for years to come and convince on our behalf that the nature of our alliance to be maintained and is still worth keeping. The Nova Terrans appreciated keeping the Japanese menace at bay as well as aiding us under the table during the Cyberwars.
I also should keep you up to speed that Nova Terra has started to reform it's Diplomatic Corps and it's press to be not as trigger happy as demonstrated during the SADS Crisis. Even anger management clinics have started to spring up across towns to make our citizens, less trigger happy.
Sincerely,
Roger McDonough
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