Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[TheLastOne36]

No blackout yet, but it is 6:03.

I will get a blackout in the next 7 minutes.

 

[Yared]

SNIP

Well, that's good for 2 reasons:

She's happy.

You've lost dead weight.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I behaved really bishy this night ...

 

[bombshoo]

Our family dog just died at the age of 13. I feel bad, but I feel worse for my mother who is in tears over it. RIP Shaw.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Having just spent an hour trying to calm down a fighting ex girlfriend, I'm really upset angrily right now. That means that she was fighting with me, not that I was fighting with her. All that made her tick off was that I posted something offensive about an application on Facebook. Note, an application, not her. Had her yelling at me digitally for the whole time, escalating in me telling her to stop being a female dog and understand that I don't have a problem with her and that there was no reason for her to be so offensive over something as small as that. To which, she replied that she wasn't a female dog, and that she was perfectly justified in acting that way because I was so annoying. Then I stopped reasoning with her. I told her I didn't want to listen to her pile of excrements, that I would stop answering her and that I would take a shower. When I came back, she had messaged me something I don't recall now and then that I had a little weiner which couldn't crush anything more than an ant, to which I facepalmed and didn't answer. The girl is freaking 18! She has to grow up. And I know that 18 isn't actually mature, but I expected her to act more in kind with humanity... For god's sake...

female dogs be crazy

 

[Kozmos]

My gf went straight home after the movies before I had a chance to break up with her. Now I'm gonna have to wait for a week until she comes back from a ski trip. Maybe I'm lucky and she'll cheat on me with some ski instructor or something.

 

[hossam]

My gf went straight home after the movies before I had a chance to break up with her. Now I'm gonna have to wait for a week until she comes back from a ski trip. Maybe I'm lucky and she'll cheat on me with some ski instructor or something.

break up with her on text. plus, why do you take someone you wanna break up with to a movie? i say your stalling.

 

[Kozmos]

It was a double date with my best friend and his gf. And I aint breaking up via text, this just leaves so many unanswered questions and they constantly hound you for answers for weeks afterward. I'm gonna do it in one sitting.

 

[Ansar]

Do not feel like working on Computer Science course ...

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I have to start working in a few weeks.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Lights back.

 

[choxorn]

this just leaves so many unanswered questions and they constantly hound you for answers for weeks afterward. I'm gonna do it in one sitting.

Not to mention that it also makes you look like a douchebag.

 

[azzaman333]

Not to mention that it also makes you look like a douchebag.

How is that a negative?

 

[Japanrocks12]

Don't break up via texts, for the love of god.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I've been considering suicide as a serious possibility the past few days. That's how much I want to avoid work. I've never worked a day in my life, and there's no job in the world that will please me. I'm fairly certain about that.

The problem is that people "love" me too much. I always hear how suicide is "selfish", but what about the people around me? Aren't they selfish for wanting to force me to live an unhappy life just so they don't feel bad? Bastards.

I keep hearing lame excuses as to how much I'll love working once I start, and how I'll meet people and get out of the house. I hate leaving the house. I just wanna sit at home and be on the internet all day. I hate face-to-face interaction with total strangers. It's always too awkward, and I can never come up with something to talk about.

*Sigh*

I hate my life.

:suicide:

 

[cardgame]

I've been considering suicide as a serious possibility the past few days. That's how much I want to avoid work. I've never worked a day in my life, and there's no job in the world that will please me. I'm fairly certain about that.

The problem is that people "love" me too much. I always hear how suicide is "selfish", but what about the people around me? Aren't they selfish for wanting to force me to live an unhappy life just so they don't feel bad? Bastards.

I keep hearing lame excuses as to how much I'll love working once I start, and how I'll meet people and get out of the house. I hate leaving the house. I just wanna sit at home and be on the internet all day. I hate face-to-face interaction with total strangers. It's always too awkward, and I can never come up with something to talk about.

*Sigh*

I hate my life.

:suicide:

Welcome to the real world

 

[Genocidicbunny]

I've been considering suicide as a serious possibility the past few days. That's how much I want to avoid work. I've never worked a day in my life, and there's no job in the world that will please me. I'm fairly certain about that.

The problem is that people "love" me too much. I always hear how suicide is "selfish", but what about the people around me? Aren't they selfish for wanting to force me to live an unhappy life just so they don't feel bad? Bastards.

I keep hearing lame excuses as to how much I'll love working once I start, and how I'll meet people and get out of the house. I hate leaving the house. I just wanna sit at home and be on the internet all day. I hate face-to-face interaction with total strangers. It's always too awkward, and I can never come up with something to talk about.

*Sigh*

I hate my life.

:suicide:

Plenty of jobs where you can sit on your arse at home. And honestly, how many people do you think enjoy their jobs 100%? Life sucks, I know, we all know. We're all living one. Get over yourself and act like a responsible person.

 

[_random_]

I've done something decidedly dishonorable for the sake of rebuilding a friendship worn by the douchiness of others, and it just dawned on me that nothing is going to change. Now I have to worry about getting caught

 

[Kraznaya]

I've been considering suicide as a serious possibility the past few days. That's how much I want to avoid work. I've never worked a day in my life, and there's no job in the world that will please me. I'm fairly certain about that.

The problem is that people "love" me too much. I always hear how suicide is "selfish", but what about the people around me? Aren't they selfish for wanting to force me to live an unhappy life just so they don't feel bad? Bastards.

I keep hearing lame excuses as to how much I'll love working once I start, and how I'll meet people and get out of the house. I hate leaving the house. I just wanna sit at home and be on the internet all day. I hate face-to-face interaction with total strangers. It's always too awkward, and I can never come up with something to talk about.

*Sigh*

I hate my life.

:suicide:

I can't tell you how to live your life, but you need to seek help now. There are millions of people who don't believe what you believe, who are fairly similar to you... there is a way out.

 

[a_propagandist]

I've been considering suicide as a serious possibility the past few days. That's how much I want to avoid work. I've never worked a day in my life, and there's no job in the world that will please me. I'm fairly certain about that.

The problem is that people "love" me too much. I always hear how suicide is "selfish", but what about the people around me? Aren't they selfish for wanting to force me to live an unhappy life just so they don't feel bad? Bastards.

I keep hearing lame excuses as to how much I'll love working once I start, and how I'll meet people and get out of the house. I hate leaving the house. I just wanna sit at home and be on the internet all day. I hate face-to-face interaction with total strangers. It's always too awkward, and I can never come up with something to talk about.

*Sigh*

I hate my life.

:suicide:

Suicide is never the answer. Don't get a job for the sake of a job. Go get help from the professionals. Set goals and plan road trips, live life. Look forward to things and cease to dwell on minor boredom in the present.