Just stepped out of my car, coke in one hand, southwest salad in another. Tripped over battery charger, salad hits ground and lid pops off, coke falls right into salad and its lid pops off. Only positive is bag of donut holes I am holding with my teeth are not soaked in coke...
EDIT: *sigh* wrong thread. Pretend you're in the rants thread for one post, please.