Watched "land of the dead". I somehow missed it when it came out. Anyway I thought I saw all possible zombies there are (against my will most of the time, my cousin is a zombie nut), but organized thinking zombies... well that's too much. I guess the overuse of the "zombies!" plot does that. Makes smart zombies, maybe we'll see talking zombies later? maybe even procreating zombies, who knows?

I mean how much originality can you expect here?
AGAIN those ever hurting the logic scenes where
walking zombies catch
running people who had a head start!? Do they run in circles until zombs catch up? This particular one always hurt my head in EVERY zombie movie.
AGAIN those super silent ninja zombies who somehow manage to sneak on all non and semi essential characters and bite off a big chalk of... well whatever they can with their super sharp shark jaws

All this while a character screams while observing the process of a hand being bitten. Apparently in those moments they all lose their primitive reflexes that should have made them pull the damn hand back or punch it in the face (it works differently in people, run or fight reflexes)! I mean those zombies aren't exactly cobras or any other fast biting snakes.
AGAIN those paradox moments where some zombies suddenly learn to run (while they could barely walk the rest of the movie) in certain scenes and/or grab and take down people like American football players (while again they were so clumsy, they could barely walk before). This often in conjunction with people running in circles...
Uh I could go on... I just realized that I don't at all enjoy zombie movies. In fact they piss me off. My cousin managed to make me watch all those movies, but enough is enough. Gonna have a talk with my cousin.
