Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Yeekim]

I like my women like I like my knives: cutting edge.

 

[dutchfire]

I like my women like I like my knives: With lots of extra (Swiss) features.

 

[Mise]

Don't think of it as Mise winning, think of it as Mise checking out.

Lame! Well if he doesn't step up in the next day or two I'll take over (don't worry, I won't use the dog theme a 3rd time, I don't want this thread to die!).

sorry fellas, I don't even remember posting that, let alone winning.......

 

[StarWorms]

I like my women like I like my knives: Wet, greasy, and lying on top of others.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my knives: Piercing my body.

Meh.

 

[cardgame]

I like my women like I like my knives: Soaked with blood and laying, discarded, on the floor.

 

[carmen510]

I like my women like I like my knives: Swiss, Austrian, and German.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I like my women like I like my knives: hurting others I don't like.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I like my women like I like my knives: Shoot, I can't think of anything...

 

[Kennigit]

I like my women like I like my knives: They better stay in the kitchen.

 

[Zack]

Since it's been far more than 24 hours, I declare carmen the winner!

I like my women like I like my knives: Swiss, Austrian, and German.

 

[Narz]

sorry fellas, I don't even remember posting that, let alone winning.......

How dare you not pay close attention to all your internet obligations?

 

[Abaddon]

So does carmen give us the new one?

 

[Zack]

Ideally, yes.

 

[carmen510]

I like my women like I like my Asians:

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like my Asians:

Short, well mannered & with esoteric bodily powers!

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like my asians, cause I like all my women asian and all my asians women.

 

[holy king]

I like my women like I like my Asians:

tight like a six year old and working hard for whatever you tell them to.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I like my women like I like my Asians: not walking stereotypes.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my Asians:

Wide eyed and hungry.