THE SHEKELS OF DOVID PART 4
"And now with the war and the "elections" done, we can finally get back to business. Gentlemen, meet me in the conference room as usual" said Landry, who was still in the office with Carter, Mckay and Jackson even though a year had once again passed."
"What is war good for anyway?" asked the oblivious Mckay.
A Majestic 12 spy that was coming to the office to brief General Landry about new developments with the A.I. governors heard this and began singing from the depths of his heart.
" What's this I hear? What wondrous thing? Is this the DEF..."
"Stop right there with the silly references and get on with it, we have like 5 or 6 more story arcs to participate in you fool!" said the angry Landry as he was interrupting the MJ 12 agent.
"Atleast ours was better written." said O'Neill
"Indeed" a voice could be heard.
"Ours was commited, it wasn't just a string of silly references" said McKay.
"Get on with it." said John Madden.
"Yes, get on with it!" said Kleinmind
"YES GET ON WITH IT!" screamed the MJ 12 agents that were expecting a dance with the reference to the song.
"Oh, I am enjoying this scene alright." said the main Majestic 12 agent.
"GET ON WITH IT!" Screamed Landry, who was now irritated.
"Ahem, sorry sir. I have come to report that the A.I.s have broken the link with our network and seem to have gained total independence." said the MJ 12 agent. "However, so far they have not deviated from anything regarding our plan. What shall we do?"
"This is most suspicious. However, I have more important matters at my hand." said Landry. "Assign some of your men to keep a close eye to the AIs. We can't know what they will be up to next."
"You forgot the . in A.I." said the MJ 12 agent.
"How can you even understand that through hearing what I said?" asked Landry, a now confused old general.
"I will explain later." said the MJ 12 agent before he rushed off.
"Alright people, let's keep it less weird for the rest of the day" said Landry as he addressed the others that were with him.
*In the conference room together with Landry, SG - 1 members and the top minds of the Scientific division as always.
"People, we need to take swift action. What has the scientific division found regarding the encrypted files?" said Landry.
"Well, sir, a few days ago we thought that we had found little of use. But at the last moment, as in any classic sci - fi, we have found the exact reason for Kleinmind going mad: he had the corrupted ancient gene. As you know, some humans have inherited the ancient gene from our ancestors, the Lanteans. However, we believe that for some reason that we have not been able to find out yet, some of the humans through adaption and evolution have corrupted this gene in order for it to act as some sort of defense - mechanism. Yet, while illuminating and interesting information, this can not help us find out about the true nature of these files." said Dr. Zelenka, who had just arrived from the Atlantis base.
"And what about you, Dr Jackson? A year ago you came into my office and you told me that you had the answer to our problems. What is it then?" said Landry while turning towards Jackson, who was standing in front of the Ultra - HD Asgard precision presentations board.
"Yes I have. Now, please try and bare with me." said Jackson.
"As Dr. McKay first realised, the most common words that appear on the forums are "Genocide" and "Soviet". A first idea I had was to limit the areas that were under soviet influence and that had been affected by a genocide in the past. However, I soon began to realise that everything is inverse in the forums regarding how reality works: Indeed, people in them made fictional empires out of nowhere and had no realistic election or economic system. And what was and is the inverse of the Soviet Union? The United States of America of course. With the recent events of California disappearing from seemingly no cause, I turned my and my team's attention towards the area of Baja California and indeed, we have discovered something really interesting. It is somethign resembling a Stargate like the various ones scattered in the Galaxy, only that it has other symbols that appear closely related to that of Bronze Ear semitic civilizations." said in one breath Jackson while he was also showing various pictures and diagrams on the board.
"That's all very interesting Dr. Jackson. Colonel O'Neill, prepare SG - 1. You have found your assignment. The rest of you are dismissed." said Landry before ending the conference.
*At Baja California, before the Mysterious Gate*
"Those symbols are intriguing" said Jackson. "One of these seems like an alteration of the ancient Moon Goddess, Nana." he mumbled to himself.
"That's all nice and dandy, but how exactly does it work? As far as my non - archaelogical eyes indicate to me, there is dial platform" said Colonel O'Neill.
"I actually think I may have found a way." said McKay.
"Oh, and what is that?" replied with an ironic tone O'Neill.
"You know, as a scientist superior to you, I will ignore your barbaric ways of answering and continue with my techno - babble, as per "That stereotypical scientist guy" protocol. I am having strange energy signals all over the place, and as such I believe that if we can pacify the local area from harmonic nature vibrations of a spherical object with 6 planes parallel and equal to each other that also enclose all of Earth and disapprove of the Oneist way of understanding things, I believe that we might be able to open this." said McKay.
"And how can we do that without harming the gate?" asked Jackson.
"Well, no matter what kind of magnitude, the explosion wouldn't hurt the Gate at all, simply because these harmonic vibrations at a string existential level protect it from any kind of energy harming its physical part." replied McKay.
"But where will we find a powerful enough bomb?" asked Carter.
"There is no need really. Seeing how I am a genius, all we need is a well - placed and well - timed explosion that will set off the energy signal that we need in order to activate the Gate." replied McKay.
Teal'c raises his weapon and begins shooting towards the Gate, while interrupting McKay as he was explaining the exact way the explosion would work.
"Stop, what the hell are you doing!" screamed McKay.
Then the Gate started and a yellow light began shining from the circle.
"Wuh...what?" asked McKay, unaware how Teal'c had achieved opening the Gate.
"If there is one thing I have learned from the Tau'ri is that you have to hit your machinery for it to work properly." answered Teal'c.
"No no no, that is a cliche." answered McKay.
"Are you implying we are not a sloppy sci - fi novel?" asked Teal'c.
McKay was astounded, and as such stopped talking as the team was entering the gate.
*Insert cheap wormhole effects*
"Wow, what is this?" asked Carter as she came out from the Gate with the rest of the team into a room that was looking like it was intended for storage, taking into account the various weird - shaped boxes and cartidges stored there.
"Quick, hide!" whispered O'Neill, for he had heard some footsteps coming from the outside of the room. He was proven correct. An old man with a black beard, a weird and small hat and also wearing some strange kind of religious - looking robes entered the room and it began shining with an orange light.
"Oy vey, I dropped my shekel!" said the mysterious person as a coin dropped from one of his pockets.
"Stop right there!" Ordered O'Neill while the person was trying to grab back his coins.
"Ah, it's you goys that opened the Chosengate. Nevertheless, you shall all be judged by the Final Emperor when the time once again comes." said the person as he waved his hand.
And as he waved his hand, a white screen appeared.
*Back on SGC*
"And now with the war and the "elections" done, we can finally get back to business. Gentlemen, meet me in the conference room as usual" said Landry, who was still in the office with Carter, Mckay and Jackson even though a year had once again passed.
*The scene following is the same with the previous one up to the point where they come out of the Chosengate*
"You have been expected." said a man dressed in black with weird long hair.
"The goy successors shall be brought before the Final Emperor!" said a voice through the interface.
The team members were grabbed from behind and their weapons were taken from the men dressed in black. They were guided into a room where many people sat in a way that resembled the Star of David, and in the middle was a heightened throne in which another person with luxurious garments was sitting, propably the Final Emperor.
"Oh Final Emperor, Dovid, Messiah of all the people that He, the First Emperor, brew. We bring you these men in order for you to judge them." said one of the men dressed in black.
"What is this?" said the bewildered Jackson.
"This, Dr. Jackson, is the place of the people He, my predecessor, brew." said the Final Emperor as he begun addressing them.
"Wait, how do you know my name?" asked Jackson.
"It is simple; we have been brewed by our ancestor in order to combat all those who wish to opposse us. Only the Lanteans were capable of resisting our influence and destroying us. But now that we have found their successors, it will be easy for us to return to our dimension and re - establish our proper place in the Universe. Take the goys to the conversion chamber!" ordered the Emperor.
"What is it with 21st century human sci - fis and conversion chambers?" asked one of the men dressed in black.
"It's what we call a cliche, which basica..."
"Enough!" said the Emperor as he interrupted McKay.
"Why do I always get interrupted in this epi..."
"Stop, you are only worsening our position." advised Jackson as he interrupted McKay.
