spaceman98 said:
Greetings, Regent.
It seems that you to have had the misfortune of falling in love with one whose political persuasion is the opposite of your own. I have information confirming that you are an usurper, i.e. that you want King Exar dead. I would like you to confirm this, state your abilities and state the name of your accomplice(s).
It appears that we may be able to work out a compromise, for the time being, as the demons are a common threat to us all. We will agree not to kill you, if you agree not to harm king Exar in any way. You will use your abilities against demons, as we dictate, and we will do our best to ensure that you complete your personal and secondary goals, as long as those do not oppose the interests of the council at large.
If you cooperate, then I will vouch for you on the council tomorrow.
We hope that this will prove mutually beneficial, and serve as confirmation of the fact that people with opposing views may still compromise and find common ground, and come to reasonable solutions to complex problems. May peace and reason prevail over this fiasco.
Harming King exar is simply beyond my abilities. It is the reason I came forward to begin with.
There was only a beyond slim chance that I'd have any success at it in the late endgame all by myself.
With my crippling injury, that is now impossible. At a regeneration rate of 1 per 24 hours, I won't ever be able to challenge Exar. This crisis will be over by then.
My conditions are with Visorslash, but I did mention that I'm beaten because my partner is not as active as he should be.
There are no recruitments, and no other members. I am completely defeated.
I have no interest in anything at all, whatsoever, except for continuing to profess my love and admiration for Catharsis, and, of course, using my many and highly valuable talents (killing and investigating, both of a powerful variety) for the council's benefit.
And I have negotiated that I remain weak by not being allowed to heal. Plus I confessed and am willing to do everything asked of me, with allowances for certain exceptions such as:
Kill Player X
Well, if that person is my partner I must refuse. If it's Catharsis, I'd also refuse just for roleplay sake. I may even disagree on some. But otherwise my talents are yours.
I also make no illusions that this is mutually beneficial- it is only beneficial to you, in the strictest sense.
You are gaining an investigator/powerful vigilante, who you know with absolute certainty is not a Demon, and who he is, and what he's all about.
And, single handedly, has revealed that an entire scum faction is essentially defeated from the game and no longer any threat to anyone (we only ever wanted King Exar gone, and EVEN IN THIS, innocents aren't lost. They simply lose about 15 total overall strength, or whatever it is. Which, if the Demons are gone, it wouldn't even matter.
It would even be possible, in theory, for me to help slay all the demons, then kill Exar, and become King myself. And then you guys all win, and I win.
But that won't ever happen. I understand this, I'm not a fool. I capitulate because I can never win, even with your assistance.
But I can
have fun, which is why I ask not to die. I can continue to be me, the colorful character that I am, and have fun assisting you guys in demon hunting.
Which, since my teammates are dead or inactive, and there's no way for me to win, it seriously is the most fun I could possibly have.
It has been this way since Takhisis died. I've been trying so hard to help you guys. Several people have been greatly enabled by me, and they are likely solidly town.
I have also refused to use my Murder ability, I've been investigating. I haven't harmed anyone that Visorslash hasn't allowed me to harm.
Like it or not, I am the most pro-innocent person in this game. I wish I had a realistic shot at my goals but I don't.
I haven't just now on my deathbed committed to helping you. I've been doing it since Day Two.
Ask everyone in this game, publicly, what I have done for them. So many players will come forward and say I've either helped them or was in the process of helping them. I've connected people with their personal goals. I've assisted people in secretly obtaining mana,
hell, I've GIVEN my own strength-boosting mana away to help the Sheaim boost their relations.
If I was fighting for a strength-based win condition, I NEVER give away my own Death mana to help an unrelated faction whose goals I don't even share.
I did it for you guys because many of you seem to be down, lacking in leadership, maybe even a little depressed at your lack of progress.
You don't even know you're halfway to victory, though the Usurpers were never a threat to you so much as Exar.
You guys really needed someone to lead you, energize you, and give you hope.
I'm sorry I'm not the pro-innocent person you were expecting. But sometimes help comes from unexpected places.
I seriously am the most pro-innocent person in this entire game. I've even tried to bait the Demons into murdering me by going public with my Demon-finding investigations.
I'd take a shot for your team just to improve the chances you find them and beat them.
Because I have nothing left but my own amusement, and personal quest to be of some use, and entertainment.
You can trust me more than anyone proclaiming to be innocent, because I won't even try to convince you that I am. As soon as anyone really thought I was not innocent, I immediately claimed not to be.
I have nothing to hide.
I do ask that I be allowed to maintain my fiction for the benefit of those not in the know, and the Demons.
So that, maybe, my lies will actually confuse them.
Enough innocents know of who I am that it doesn't need to go public.
You have your Regent, broken and bloodied, yet still loyal to you, as I have been since Day Two.
Just ask around. I've given of myself to you, given my strength away. Done everything I can to assist you guys.
I'm purportedly a villain, but when the villain can't win, he becomes Dr. Evil at the end of Goldmember, which is, basically, help the heroes win. Because it's heartwarming that he did.
And I'm going for heartwarming at this point. What else do I have left except my broken body and my broken heart?