PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
That only happens if they have oogles and oogles of money.Pudgy white guys can get girls. I've seen it done.

That only happens if they have oogles and oogles of money.Pudgy white guys can get girls. I've seen it done.
That's not true either! You do have to apply yourself though.That only happens if they have oogles and oogles of money.![]()
That's not true either! You do have to apply yourself though.
"Stalking younger girls" option is missing.![]()
Well, I'm not saying it's not, just that I'm not sure. People seem to use the term in different ways, so I'm never sure what the difference is between "long-term relationship" and just "been going out for a while".A year doesn't count as long term? Wow, I was so impressed with my almost-10-months . . .
There is only one logical answer for someone in my location.![]()
You're a premie. This will only lead to heartbreak, dispair, and dear john letters.
ITS A TRAP
Well if that's the case, why don't you accept your lot in life and stop complaining?
I'm getting to that point. Any relationship I get into is ultimately futile and that is besides the point anyway since I haven't gotten close in over a year.
I thought getting to college meant I would meet a mature girl or at least someone I can screw around with but I'm getting nothing. Oh well.