1. George WashingtonThe Gold standard of presidential surnames, A+
2. John Adams Doesn't live up to his successor but fine as a placeholder, B-.
3. Thomas Jefferson Awful tinny sort of name, C.
4. James Madison A "-son" done right, B.
5. James Monroe Scottish therefore excellent, A.
6. John Quincy Adams Repetitive, C-.
7. Andrew Jackson I'm too scared of his ghost to be critical, B+.
8. Martin Van Buren Kinda goofy but points for creativity, B-.
9. William Henry Harrison Adding a middle name suggests he is not confident in his work, C.
10. John Tyler Not how you spell "Tailor", D-.
11. James K. Polk One syllable is a mayor's name at best, F.
12. Zachary Taylor Not as bad as "Tyler", C+.
13. Millard Fillmore Not a real name, D.
14. Franklin Pierce You can't trick us into think you have more than one syllable, D.
15. James Buchanan I don't think anyone outside of Scotland can spell this first time, B-.
16. Abraham Lincoln A no-nonsense classic, B+.
17. Andrew Johnson The exact mid-point of the bell curve, C+.
18. Ulysses S. Grant A rare acceptable one-syllable name, B+.
19. Rutherford B. Hayes The initial isn't fooling anyone, D.
20. James Garfield This has not aged well, C.
21. Chester Arthur Names are the wrong way round, F.
22. Grover Cleveland Not a fan of that "ee" sound, C+.
23. Benjamin Harrison Hasn't got better, hasn't got worse, C.
24. Grover Cleveland No mulligans, disqualified.
25. William McKinley Scottish bias strikes against, B.
26. Theodore Roosevelt Sounds like an exotic shrub, C.
27. William Howard Taft This is the name of a cartoon dog, F.
28. Woodrow Wilson Kinda done with these -"son" names, C.
29. Warren G. Harding Dynamic, B+.
30. Calvin Coolidge Should have invented the refrigerator, the advertising writes itself, D
31. Herbert Hoover "Oo" is a little better than "ee", B-.
32. Franklin D. Roosevelt It grows on you, C+.
33. Harry S. Truman This sounds like an alien tried to make up an honest-sounding name, C-.
34. Dwight Eisenhower Audacious, but it pays off, B+.
35. John F. Kennedy High-quality Irish name, A.
36. Lyndon B. Johnson Haven't we had this one? C.
37. Richard Nixon Sounds like a snake-themed He-Man villain, D.
38. Gerald Ford At least this is a real word I guess, C-.
39. Jimmy Carter A solid effort, B-.
40. Ronald Reagan Good Irish name wasted on a dirty great Hun, B.
41. George Bush Ugh, D.
42. Bill Clinton Shaky starts but ends solidify. B+
43. George W. Bush Even worst the second time around, D-.
44. Barack Obama Nice cadence but weighted too heavily towards the initial syllable, B-.
45. Donald Trump This is the name of a mean cat from that cartoon with the dog, F.