Where is Poland?

[madviking]

Now Russia is part of North Africa?

Poland is a metaphysical concept.

 

[red_elk]

Poland is just westernmost province of Russia.
And North Africa is somewhere in Russia too.

 

[timtofly]

Poland is a metaphysical concept.

Poland is just westernmost province of Russia.
And North Africa is somewhere in Russia too.

Wait, I thought North Africa was just a metaphysical concept? Russia is a North American Conspiracy? And Poland was the best place to leave?

Moscow now, is a reality and part of the Germanic tribes that got misguided in ancient history.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Well, there's a telephone Pole right outside my window so I assume somewhere nearby.

 

[timtofly]

Well, there's a telephone Pole right outside my window so I assume somewhere nearby.

That probably came from China.

 

[Save_Ferris]

We're not polacks, we're poles! And I am not a pole! I am 100% born and raised on the greatest country on the face of the Earth!

(internet cookie for anyone getting the reference)

 

[Tee Kay]

Western Asia.

 

[capslock]

Chicago or Michigan? Maybe somewhere in New Jersey.

 

[danjuno]

You people are crazy. It's in Mississippi. Duh.

 

[Borachio]

I don't know where Poland really is. It keeps moving. A large part of it is now living in my part of England. (I think it keeps moving deliberately, as a moving target is harder to hit.)

 

[Tycho Brahe]

Unfortunate the cold war ended 23 years ago.

Yes it did. So what?

 

[salty mud]

Poland is in Britain.

At least, it's population is.

Spoiler :

Central Europe.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Can someone please explain the whole North Africa gag to me please?

 

[Yoda Power]

Jokes aside, it's in Central Europe. Eastern Europe is Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Romania.

 

[Mise]

North Africa, but Eastern Europe is the closest option in the poll so I voted that.

I voted for the one with no votes, and also because Poland is on the 'Central Europe' board for Power Grid.

Spoiler :

AFAICT, of all those countries depicted, only Austria is in Central Europe. I guess that shows the relative importance of Eastern Europe: 4 EE countries vs 1 CE country and they still decide to call the map "Central Europe".

 

[Traitorfish]

Poland was inside us all along.

 

[warpus]

Central Europe is a province of Eastern Poland.

 

[Perfection]

You know that moment just after you wake up, where you realize you've had a fantastic dream and so desperately want to remember what it is about, but for the life of you you can't? It's the moment where the dread of reality comes flooding into your mind and your fragile fantasy is destroyed?

That, my friends, is where Poland truly resides.

 

[Glassfan]

Poland was inside us all along.

You mean like the Alien queen?


Polandia is in Ohio;

"Parma was, throughout the 1960s and 1970s, the butt of jokes by local movie show hosts Ghoulardi, Big Chuck & Little John, and The Ghoul, due to its Eastern Europe and, most specifically, Polish, make-up. Ghoulardi famously made a series of shorts called "Parma Place." The jokes dealt with Parmans' alleged love of white socks, pink flamingos, chrome balls, kielbasa and pierogi and the polka." -wiki

 

[Borachio]

Look, can you please all stop this silliness about Poland right now?

Poland, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, is in North Africa, OK?

The rest of the time Poland is in Poland.

There now. Happy?