hard boiled eggs are absolute trash-tier, they're the lowest of the low. out of all the beautiful potential an egg has, hard boiled eggs are the utmost perversion, yes, a crime against nature indeed.
what kind of cruel sadist would boil an egg until all it's beautiful properties are rendered a chalky, dry, tasteless hunk of frustration? you could have made a nice scramble, a beautiful fluffy omelette, a soft and delicate poached egg, a simple and humble sunny side up, a crispy fried egg, a soft boiled egg that is so tender it melts in your mouth, you could've made hollandaise, mayonnaise, a soufflet, pancakes, tortilla, breakfast burrito, a frittata, some shakshouka, ajitsuke tamago, a quiche, oyakadon, the absolute king of all breakfast items, eggs benedict.. onsen tamago, omurice, the possibilities are ENDLESS.
a person who hard boils eggs is, no, has to be, secretly an egg hater. also, boiled eggs objectively reek of sulfuric, aka wet farts, aka what catholics think hell smells like. hard boiled eggs are heresy. the hard boiler is to be burnt at stake.