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North King
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Anyone who's still worried about the merger, go back to doing useful activities and wake up tomorrow morning. Then panic. Alex is a wise man, if something of a paranoid schizophrenic.
Nylan
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As I've said before, I revel in confusion 
I'm going to take advantage of this hoax (unless it isn't....
) for as loooong as I can
I'm going to take advantage of this hoax (unless it isn't....
) for as loooong as I can
TerrisH
Mischief?
Great. they moved me to rant.
I will say this, joke or not, the mods have lost some of my respect.
not that I actualy care about the move. in truth. ^_^
I will say this, joke or not, the mods have lost some of my respect.
not that I actualy care about the move. in truth. ^_^
Swissempire
Poet Jester
The Leprechaun landing force touched down at the Nesing Nexis, the center of the NESing Multiverse. A fully armed army of 69(chuckle) Trillion Leprechaun Infantry, 200 Billion Leprechaun Mech Walkers, 100 Billion Self Propelled UberHowitzer Railguns with a Leprechaun gunner in each, and a space fleet of 6,969 Titan Capital Ships, 69 Moon Battlestations, 1 Million Extra-Earth Battleships, 100 Thousand Carriers, and over 3 Trillion assorted small fighter craft. Chip Sinton sat at the helm of the flag ship, an UberTitan Capital ship christened Delaying Omega. Read outs flashed in front of him as he tried to think.
"This has got to be a hoax, its just got too!" he said aloud
"Unfortunately sir, we have to prepare for the eventuality that its not." Commander Peter replied. "We need to be ready for any eventuality".
"So let me get this straight. On April Fools Day, an super merge is announced and the entire fate of NESing is in the balance? And we are under the impression this "merge" might be real?"
"Yes sir, and there are even rumors of paid service"
"PAID SERVICE?!!!!!! Do i look like i'm mad of money? Hell, I can't even afford the new Command and Conquer game and they want me to f*cking PAY!"
"It would seem so, sir"
"Well then, the war has begun. Make sure Connor is almost done with his Nexis Transporter. Operation NESes Ark might have to be put into effect. I want all provisions in place if such an order must be given. Get the Ambassdor to send messages to the Penguins, the Pandas, the Vegetables, the Polar Bears, even the freakin' Giant Hamster. We must make a stand if this isn't a hoax. And get the camera crew, I must address my soldiers."
_______________________________________________________________
"Leprechauns, today, we might have to fight. Today, we might have to die. But we'll not die for nothing. Nay! We'll die for NESING!!!!!!!!!
*Trillions of voices cheer in unison*
If the hoax is not a hoax, than we will stand, and we will fight. NESing will survive if we must water its existance with our own blood!
*Another cheer*
GIVE ME CFC OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!!!!"
And the army began stomping thing and shouting in unison, "N-E-S and CFC, N-E-S and CFC, N-E-S and CFC!"
______________________________________________________________
The exhausted Chip was slumped in his chair. How could it be so! He secretly feared his last hope was that this was all a joke. But if it wasn't, the daring and cunning plan that lay in front of him was their last hope. Many, nay most, of his men would lose their lives, but for the Greater Good.
General Benjamin strode into the room. He intently studied the plan, and his eyes slowly widened until he involuntarly gasped. He raised his head to Chip, who slowly rose out of his seat. The General stuttered, "Sir, my liege, this..this is your plan?"
Chip strode closer to the Leprechaun, "Yes, your assumption is correct."
The General's look of disbeleif hardened, "This is insanity!"
Chip merely smiled a wicked smile, "No..........THIS IS NESING!"
With an overly dramatic slow motion kick, Chip sent the general flying through the air and over the safety rail, and watched as he fell down the shaft that lead to the power core.
"This has got to be a hoax, its just got too!" he said aloud
"Unfortunately sir, we have to prepare for the eventuality that its not." Commander Peter replied. "We need to be ready for any eventuality".
"So let me get this straight. On April Fools Day, an super merge is announced and the entire fate of NESing is in the balance? And we are under the impression this "merge" might be real?"
"Yes sir, and there are even rumors of paid service"
"PAID SERVICE?!!!!!! Do i look like i'm mad of money? Hell, I can't even afford the new Command and Conquer game and they want me to f*cking PAY!"
"It would seem so, sir"
"Well then, the war has begun. Make sure Connor is almost done with his Nexis Transporter. Operation NESes Ark might have to be put into effect. I want all provisions in place if such an order must be given. Get the Ambassdor to send messages to the Penguins, the Pandas, the Vegetables, the Polar Bears, even the freakin' Giant Hamster. We must make a stand if this isn't a hoax. And get the camera crew, I must address my soldiers."
_______________________________________________________________
"Leprechauns, today, we might have to fight. Today, we might have to die. But we'll not die for nothing. Nay! We'll die for NESING!!!!!!!!!
*Trillions of voices cheer in unison*
If the hoax is not a hoax, than we will stand, and we will fight. NESing will survive if we must water its existance with our own blood!
*Another cheer*
GIVE ME CFC OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!!!!"
And the army began stomping thing and shouting in unison, "N-E-S and CFC, N-E-S and CFC, N-E-S and CFC!"
______________________________________________________________
The exhausted Chip was slumped in his chair. How could it be so! He secretly feared his last hope was that this was all a joke. But if it wasn't, the daring and cunning plan that lay in front of him was their last hope. Many, nay most, of his men would lose their lives, but for the Greater Good.
General Benjamin strode into the room. He intently studied the plan, and his eyes slowly widened until he involuntarly gasped. He raised his head to Chip, who slowly rose out of his seat. The General stuttered, "Sir, my liege, this..this is your plan?"
Chip strode closer to the Leprechaun, "Yes, your assumption is correct."
The General's look of disbeleif hardened, "This is insanity!"
Chip merely smiled a wicked smile, "No..........THIS IS NESING!"
With an overly dramatic slow motion kick, Chip sent the general flying through the air and over the safety rail, and watched as he fell down the shaft that lead to the power core.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
I see wubba's not the only one obsessed with 300 
Nylan
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indeed........
North King
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300 is an awful movie. I haven't even seen it and I can easily pass that judgment.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5273874&postcount=13
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5273925&postcount=14
MjM hath dictated that I post this in proxy for him. It points out flaws in the mods arguements for the validity of the merger.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5273925&postcount=14
MjM said:
MjM hath dictated that I post this in proxy for him. It points out flaws in the mods arguements for the validity of the merger.
~Darkening~
Weep, Mother.
Egads!
Jeez, you people act like they're going to blow the thread up in a day. I can see all the panic if they announced the merge would be tomorrow, but with plenty of time, it's all good. Copy your files as needed, backup anything you wish too keep, and go and get drunk . Egh- oh,thats right..........Well, then just go to sleep [ : ).
Otherwise, panic and run around in a circle, saying the same exact thing the person above you said just a minute ago, and bring on the Panic of April!
BTW: If this is a joke, its not only cruel and undeserving, but mean-spirited as also. The mods should know how many NESers are paranoid and that jazz, and should know better than springing something like this!
Jeez, you people act like they're going to blow the thread up in a day
. I can see all the panic if they announced the merge would be tomorrow, but with plenty of time, it's all good. Copy your files as needed, backup anything you wish too keep, and go and get drunk . Egh- oh,thats right..........Well, then just go to sleep [ : ).Otherwise, panic and run around in a circle, saying the same exact thing the person above you said just a minute ago, and bring on the Panic of April!
BTW: If this is a joke, its not only cruel and undeserving, but mean-spirited as also. The mods should know how many NESers are paranoid and that jazz, and should know better than springing something like this!
Nylan
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In response to your post:
Some people like feeding the fire
Some people like feeding the fire
~Darkening~
Weep, Mother.
Yes, I can tell .
Unfortunantly, I'm not allowed near fires anymore, so I'm trying to put this one out.
.Unfortunantly, I'm not allowed near fires anymore, so I'm trying to put this one out
.
Swissempire
Poet Jester
To: The Civilization Fanatics Center
From: Chip
Your acts are egregious and in obvious violation of the Treaty of...um...well...whatever. I'm imposing harsh economic sanctions!!!!
OOC: Sanctions do nothing, their such bull. But my hands are tied
From: Chip
Your acts are egregious and in obvious violation of the Treaty of...um...well...whatever. I'm imposing harsh economic sanctions!!!!
OOC: Sanctions do nothing, their such bull. But my hands are tied
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
If the Merge happens. I will most likely have to close my NES. I doubt its real but if it is I am upset. I will remain true to NESing either way. I hate losing all these threads I enjoy reading through.
I doubt its real but if it is I am upset. I will remain true to NESing either way. I hate losing all these threads I enjoy reading through.
Symphony D.
Deity
Unlike the rest of you I had the good sense to sleep through today.
Regarding this other business, OT is the largest section of the CFC forum by an immense fraction. It is bigger than the entire Civ4 section. It is, for better or for worse, the dynamo that powers the CFC forum. Getting rid of it would kill the site. Furthermore, this is the Internet. Nobody with half a brain pays for anything on the Internet; certainly not to discuss a damn videogame. So, one of two possibilities exist: either it's a hoax, or (no insult intended) everyone trying to push it through is a damned fool who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a commercial enterprise. Take your pick given the evidence that's sitting around.
If only we had sigpics (never thought I'd utter those words) we could take up Civil War banners like they do elsewhere. Alas.
Reno
The Studio Ghibli Fanatic
The NESing Guide (by Gelion) has been copied to the CPC NES forum, just in case.
das
Regeneration In Process
Eh. This is too good a hoax and too unlikely an actual move to be really serious, but we'll wait and see. Or maybe we'll impose a brutal military dictatorship and shoot panickers on sight, and then wait and see.
In the other news, I agree wholeheartedly with North King and Symphony D.
In the other news, I agree wholeheartedly with North King and Symphony D.
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