The Leprechaun landing force touched down at the Nesing Nexis, the center of the NESing Multiverse. A fully armed army of 69(chuckle) Trillion Leprechaun Infantry, 200 Billion Leprechaun Mech Walkers, 100 Billion Self Propelled UberHowitzer Railguns with a Leprechaun gunner in each, and a space fleet of 6,969 Titan Capital Ships, 69 Moon Battlestations, 1 Million Extra-Earth Battleships, 100 Thousand Carriers, and over 3 Trillion assorted small fighter craft. Chip Sinton sat at the helm of the flag ship, an UberTitan Capital ship christened Delaying Omega. Read outs flashed in front of him as he tried to think.
"This has got to be a hoax, its just got too!" he said aloud
"Unfortunately sir, we have to prepare for the eventuality that its not." Commander Peter replied. "We need to be ready for any eventuality".
"So let me get this straight. On April Fools Day, an super merge is announced and the entire fate of NESing is in the balance? And we are under the impression this "merge" might be real?"
"Yes sir, and there are even rumors of paid service"
"PAID SERVICE?!!!!!! Do i look like i'm mad of money? Hell, I can't even afford the new Command and Conquer game and they want me to f*cking PAY!"
"It would seem so, sir"
"Well then, the war has begun. Make sure Connor is almost done with his Nexis Transporter. Operation NESes Ark might have to be put into effect. I want all provisions in place if such an order must be given. Get the Ambassdor to send messages to the Penguins, the Pandas, the Vegetables, the Polar Bears, even the freakin' Giant Hamster. We must make a stand if this isn't a hoax. And get the camera crew, I must address my soldiers."
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"Leprechauns, today, we might have to fight. Today, we might have to die. But we'll not die for nothing. Nay! We'll die for NESING!!!!!!!!!
*Trillions of voices cheer in unison*
If the hoax is not a hoax, than we will stand, and we will fight. NESing will survive if we must water its existance with our own blood!
*Another cheer*
GIVE ME CFC OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!!!!"
And the army began stomping thing and shouting in unison, "N-E-S and CFC, N-E-S and CFC, N-E-S and CFC!"
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The exhausted Chip was slumped in his chair. How could it be so! He secretly feared his last hope was that this was all a joke. But if it wasn't, the daring and cunning plan that lay in front of him was their last hope. Many, nay most, of his men would lose their lives, but for the Greater Good.
General Benjamin strode into the room. He intently studied the plan, and his eyes slowly widened until he involuntarly gasped. He raised his head to Chip, who slowly rose out of his seat. The General stuttered, "Sir, my liege, this..this is your plan?"
Chip strode closer to the Leprechaun, "Yes, your assumption is correct."
The General's look of disbeleif hardened, "This is insanity!"
Chip merely smiled a wicked smile, "No..........THIS IS NESING!"
With an overly dramatic slow motion kick, Chip sent the general flying through the air and over the safety rail, and watched as he fell down the shaft that lead to the power core.