Random Rants LI - Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned

[Arakhor]

Commence raging about your self-entitled existences, maggots!



Ten of life's near-misses and those who were recently "something":

Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan
Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode
Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer
Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine?
RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1
Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!
Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!
Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!
Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills

Forty other losers in life, washed-up has-beens and general wastes of electrons:

Spoiler :

Random Rants (The Original!)
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM ANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

LI Does sound like a woman's name after all. Good choice.

And rant: Pic is not a pissed off human woman.

 

[JohannaK]

Li? I see no Chinese around here!

 

[bhsup]

No, it's a rage demon from Dragon Age! I wholeheartedly approve! Which I guess is a rave, as well as the acceptable numbering system being rave worthy. WELL DONE, ARAKHOR!

Still, just to make PE happy...

 

[Arakhor]

I'm glad you approve, VRWC.

I did think of using a non-Roman, non-Arabic number system, but I thought that that would be far too much trouble for such a little thing.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Rant: Derisive demons who in their flyting make common errors in usage.

 

[Arakhor]

Flyting? Which common error did said demon make?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I keep reading "flyting" as "flyrting", as if it were a typo of "flirting".

 

[Perfection]

I flirt with demons but only as a tease.

 

[sophie]

No Angry or Cool icon for OP header. THIS THREAD SUX!

 

[madviking]

i angrily agree with owen

 

[choxorn]

Mandatory Rant about the title.

 

[SouthernKing]

I don't like the subtitle. Bad thread!

edit: god damn it, x-post

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Weak thread title is weak

Edit: also cliche and old as grandpa balls

 

[Arakhor]

It's a classic of English theatre, damn it!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

It's a classic of English theatre, damn it!

In which case it is older than old man Father Time balls, not just any old man balls.

 

[SamSniped]

Rant: my internet speed is too damn slow.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

In which case it is older than old man Father Time balls, not just any old man balls.

 

[NickyJ]

Next Monday, my wisdom teeth will embark on a great adventure. An adventure that carries them to the world of wherever pulled wisdom teeth go on adventures to. In the meantime, I get to flush out my sockets with a syringe. Yay me.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Flyting? Which common error did said demon make?

Self-styled demon overlord should 1) avail himself of a dictionary and 2) review the difference between titled and entitled. I want my would-be superior life form to be superior in every way, including command of the English language, before I will assent to maggot status.